Made from 100% Cotton, this white t-shirt features a faded image of Superman's imperfect twin, Bizarro, telling you that he actually does, in fact, want you.  You see, Bizarro has a lot of characteristics that are very similar to Superman, and some that are very much the opposite.  Like his speech, for example.  Bizarro says the opposite of what he means (most times and depending who writes him), so when they asked Bizarro to lead this particular recruitment drive for....whatever....they worked with what they had.  Surprisingly, no one signed up for...whatever.  This is a 30 Single T-Shirt, meaning it's made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer and a bit more form fitting.  This is a higher quality tee that is absolutely not for Bizarro enemies.  We're very fluent in Bizarro here.