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Batman Under The Red Hood - The Animated Film

August 25th, 2010
Red Hood

Red Hood

The Red Hood first appeared in Detective Comics #168 (1951), “The Man Behind the Red Hood”. In the original story, the man who is to later become the Joker was a master criminal known as the Red Hood. His costume was a large domed red helmet that looked like an eraser with a matching red cape. While attempting to rob a chemical plant, his men were killed and he was suddenly cornered on a catwalk by Batman.

Left with no alternatives, he dove into a catch basin full of chemicals and swam to freedom. He survived due to a conveniently breathing apparatus built into his helmet, however the toxic chemicals in the vat permanently discolored him, turning his hair green, his skin white and his lips red. Upon discovering this, he went insane, and adopted the persona of the Joker.

However, Alan Moore wrote an alternate origin of the Joker in “Batman: The Killing Joke,” in 1988. In Moore’s fantastic, retcon change to the already accepted Batman universe, the Red Hood is portrayed as a former chemical engineer, who is also a struggling stand-up comedian with a pregnant wife. He is approached by the Red Hood gang who want him to lead them through the chemical plant he once worked at, so they can rob the card factory next door. He reluctantly accepts, in order to make enough money to start a better life for his family.

The gang gives him the costume of the Red Hood. The day of the proposed robbery police inform him that his wife died in a freak accident. He attempts to back out of the robbery, but the gang strong-arms him into keeping his commitment. During the robbery, the plant’s security men spot the intruders and shoot the other criminals dead. The engineer tries to flee, but Batman appears and corners him on the plant’s catwalk. Terrified, he jumps off the catwalk into the chemical basin to escape. As in the previous origin story, he goes insane after discovering what the chemicals have done to his face, and becomes the Joker. The Joker himself is reluctant to admit that this iteration of his story is definitive, stating: “Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… if I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!”

Under The Red Hood
In this recent storyline, a new Red Hood appears in Gotham, written by Judd Winick. To brush up on a bit of history, in 1988 “Batman: A Death in the Family” was written by Jim Starlin where Robin #2, Jason Todd was brutally killed by The Joker. Writer Judd Winick, reintroduces the Red Hood but this time the Red Hood is revealed to be the resurrected Jason Todd out for revenge.

The new Red Hood, who kills as easily as any criminal, assumes control over various gangs in Gotham City and starts a one-man war against Black Mask’s criminal empire. He actively tries to cleanse the city of corruption, such as the illegal drug trade and gang violence, but in a violent, antiheroic way. He eventually comes to blows against Batman and other heroes.

The video is actually well worth watching. The Joker’s voice takes some getting used to, but the storyline and art are excellent.

Text borrowed from wikipedia
- RL

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Memorable Moments In Comics: Spiderman Body Slamming Dr. Doom

August 15th, 2010
Spiderman Body Slamming Doom

Spiderman Body Slamming Doom

Rarely do we ever get to see Doom man-handled in such a manner by someone like good ol’ Spidey. It’s truly refreshing and even though Spidey, inevitably, ends up running for his very life, he still got one good shot off.

The story starts off with the Black Fox, a notorious European jewel thief, (Imagine Colonel Sanders dressed in tights and leather jacket) selling a huge green emerald he stole from the Monaco Museum., which had a special display of heirlooms borrowed from the royal families of Europe.

What the old Fox doesn’t know is that the green monster gem is called the Dragon’s Egg and belonged to “the most powerful sorceress and most wonderful woman, this planet has ever known.” … which just so happens to be Dr. Doom’s mother.

Holy Christ!” is right.

Black Fox Cornered

Black Fox Cornered

After fencing the dragon’s Egg, Fox steals The Trask Diamond, foils Spidey and gets away, or so he thinks as Doom’s men are closing in on him.  As usual, Spidey leaves his hot supermodel wife, MJ, alone in their apartment (wearing a silky little slinky thing… a teddy or cami or one of any number of things that women wear at night that guys like but have no idea what their called) while he goes looking for the Black Fox, which just so happens to have a limousine, with diplomatic plates, pursuing him as well.

Spidey catches up to Fox (at a deserted bankrupt resort) trying to sell the Trask Diamond to a Japanese “businessman” with armed guards. After foiling the deal, beating up the guards and loosing a briefcase full of cash into the air, Spidey corners Fox in an empty swimming pool. At the exact same time Doom does.

Doom moves in for the kill. Spidey Thwips a line to Doom’s arm to slow him down and Doom responds with a power blast making reinforcing Peter’s regret at starting a scrap with Doom.

Spidey Regrets His TWIP

Spidey Regrets His TWIP

Fox makes a run for it, only to be blocked by boulders that appear out of apparently nowhere, but were really from Doom’s Molecular expander (don’t ask).  The Fox is cornered once again, this time on his knees since he has to explain that he’s already sold the Dragon’s Egg.  Doom threatens Fox one last time,

“For your sake old man, I hope you’re lying! for i’ll have that Jewel… or your heart in its stead!”

Spidey Pancakes Doom SPLAK!

Spidey Pancakes Doom SPLAK!

Doom Attacks Back

Doom Attacks Back

And this is right where Spidey escalates the entire farce to the Memorable Moment where he grabs Doom, presumably by his cloak, and flings him across the empty pool into it’s concrete wall.

A hilariously, ungraceful handling of the Latvarian tyrant. The proverbial s*** is going to hit the fan.

Spidey tries to put some distance between him and Doom, but to no avail. Doom opens fire with a fist full of high powered finger tip lasers.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Doom aims his finger laser at Fox, preparing to cut his legs out from under him, (you DO NOT want to cross Doom). Spidey, yet again, intervenes, grabs Doom’s arm, and yet again gets knocked through a wall.

Black Fox escapes while Doom was thrashing Spiderman, which is impressive even to Doom as he thought bubbles, “Gone! And research into his methods indicates  that the Fox is a canny foe, a master of evasion! He’s somehow even jamming my armor’s scanning devices.”

Doom is now pissed. He monologues to Spidey regarding how the Dragon’s Egg ended up in The Black Fox’s hands and how Spidey needs to have his wrist slapped (to a pulp) for interfering and moves in for the kill. Casually slapping away a cutting board thrown at him by Spidey (not the flat kind you use to cut your onions on but the big island kind that rich folk have in their big kitchens that weigh a ton.) Doom then fires a power blast at Peter, who was unfortunately crouching right in front of a gas stove.

The entire kitchen explodes with a terrific “BWA-OOOOM!

BRA-OOOOM!

BRA-OOOOM!

Spidey’s ready to crumble. If his suit is indicative of his physical state, he’s a devastated mess barely able to stay inches away from death by Doom’s hand. Which speaks volumes of Doom’s prowess since Spidey is no slacker … but notice the tuft of hair spurting comically out of his suit.

one more bout through the gym room where Spidey is still running but luckily manages to bring down a rack of heavy barbells atop Doom who is REALLY starting to get pissed! He fires off on more power blast and Spidey takes off running for his life. He’s had enough, game over.

But it’s not game over. Doom can fly and corners Spidey. They have some words and Spidey manages to reason with Doom, asking for 24 hours to get the diamond himself. We pan back to Fox, the next day, who’s just found out the fence he sold the Dragon’s Egg to has just fenced it to another person.

Fox freaks! And offers him everything for the name of the client who bought the emerald. In the mean time, Peter has some sort of concussion causing him to have delusional, yet revelatory, conversations with his deceased Uncle Ben, right before passing out.

That night Fox is on the path to get the emerald back, with Spidey glued to his tail. The buyer is “Carpathian.” (which, on a side note, and coincidentally is the name of a mountainous region in Eastern Europe that is directly related to a fictional race called the Carpathians that drink blood and are related to Dracula some how. I’m reading a book called The historian right now and it just so happens to mention the Carpathians.)

To make a long story short Carpathian wants to use the Dragon’s Egg to power a device that will bring back a swarm of bugs to Earth to kill millions of people.  Fox and Spidey bust in, get in a fight, bullets fly, the device is activated, the swarm is starting to materialize, all hell is breaking loose, and then a wall explodes, revealing Doom, looking for mamma’s egg. ‘

Spidey saves the day, grabs the egg, hands it back to Doom, who spares Fox’s life and Spidey leads Fox to jail.

David Michelinie was the writer, Erik Larsen the penciler.  This is an enjoyable book, a fun read. I think if you’re a fan of Spidey, Doom or even MJ’s undies, you won’t go wrong with grabbing this one for your collection.

Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Doom Cover

Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Doom Cover

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Thor Movie Trailer

August 4th, 2010

Thor with Helmet

Thor with Helmet

Better watch it before it goes away! :)

Thor Trailer

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Memorable Moments In Comics: Death Of Gwen Stacy

August 2nd, 2010

Death of Gwen Stacy

Death of Gwen Stacy

The scene is atop the George Washington Bridge. The Green Goblin has kidnapped Gwen and left a pumpkin bomb, or “one of Goblin’s Lanterns,” atop Gwen’s handbag as a calling card for Spidey to find in his apartment.

Death Of Gwen

Death Of Gwen

The stage is set, players on their marks, and Gobbie opens up:

“Spider-Man! Or should I say– Mister Parker? I have your WOMAN up here, my friend– I trust you understand what that means? …. Your presence in this world has been a source of constant Agony to me. I wish you to leave it– Permanently. Or else… Gwen Stacy Dies!”

The Green Goblin’s threat is critical to what happens next. There’s been a lot of conjecture regarding Stacy’s death; did Spidey really kill her or was she already dead by the hands of the Goblin.  Either Green Goblin’s is threatening with the truth, and Gwen is alive, or he’s lying and Gwen is already dead.  But, as we all know supervillain types are consistent in at least one area; they simply do not go through all of their insane efforts and plot twists simply to have only an empty threat to throw at the hero.

No, they have plot twists and traps, and yes plenty of lies, but the lies are there to lead the hero further into the trap. In this scenario, Spidey is already at the climax of the story, he is confronting the villain, right where Goblin wants him. Goblin wants the throw down, so he isn’t lying because it simply doesn’t help him move the plot along. It doesn’t help his cause to have Stacy already dead.

Death Of Gwen Stacy - Drugs

Death Of Gwen Stacy - Drugs

Why is this story so successful? It’s an awesome story for two reasons; 1) the prelude leading up to this point is socially relevant and mirrors the times with continual references of drug use, and 2) this one scene , of Gwen dying, is the nail in the coffin for Peter’s guilt. Spiderman needs Peter to wallow in pain, it’s what pushes Spiderman to continue doing the right thing, for we all know, “With great power comes the fact that if you sit on your ass or think of yourself for just one second, someone you love will die and it’s all your fault, you Shmuck!”

Early in the story Spiderman follows some cops to a scene where a black kid, “stoned right out of his mind,” is about to jump off a building.  Spidey saves the kid, hand him to the cops and for once, actually manages to show up on time for one of MJ’s Off-Broadway gig.

Drugs (pills),keep popping (no pun intended) up in the story as Harry continues to take LSD to help him through his anxiety over the whole MJ fawning over Peter thing that’s going on.  Although it’s pathetic watching Harry wallow in his drug induced jealousy, it’s nice to see Peter smack around a cheesy looking drug dealer and his two thugs while out of costume.

Fight With Dealers 1

Fight With Dealers 1

Fight With Dealers 2

Fight With Dealers 2

Gwen’s death set a new tone in comics where previously it would have been unthinkable to kill off such an important character, the hero’s girlfriend, but Stan took comic readers into a more mature story setting where people die and stay dead for good, leaving a wake of pain and misery in their passing. This one story is part of the transition from the Silver Age of comics to the Bronze age.

Stan Lee and Gerry Conway were the writers on board for this story line while John Romita Sr. and Gil kane did the art, which is fantastic by the way.   What’s nicely done here is how they were able to get to the poignant truth good job of naturally entwining a relevant message regarding drugs not being just a ghetto problem, into a Spidey story without getting all preachy like all of those those  socially relevant comics are put out by special interest groups to “stop smoking” or “just say no to drugs,” or “don’t talk to strangers,” or “Jesus Loves You,” or “Stop! Drop! Roll!”

Even though Norman isn’t on drugs, his transformation into the Green Goblin is what causes him to leave his troubled reality behind. Where LSD is Harry’s addiction, the Goblin is Norman’s drug of choice.  The Goblin is powerful, Norman is weak, the Goblin can fly and is free to kill, while Norman’s stock is plummeting and his son has entered a drug induced schizophrenia.

And when the Goblin bubbles to the surface, yet again, hell bent on killing Parker, it is Gwen Stacy he finds in Peter and Harry’s apartment, taking us back to the kidnapping scene again. The scene is atop the George Washington Bridge. The Green Goblin has kidnapped Gwen and left a pumpkin bomb, or “one of Goblin’s Lanterns,” atop Gwen’s handbag as a calling card for Spidey to find.

Spidey catches up to the Goblin and gets one good punch in, forcing the Goblin to plummet to the river below while he swings to where Gwen is at, atop a pillar on the bridge.  But Osborn is too quick, he reunites with his glider, flies up to Gwen just as Spidey reaches her, and knock’s her off the pillar top.

Spiderman manages to shoot off a line of webbing, hoping to “stop her fall before she hits the water!” which he manages to do, but if you look closely you can see the little “snap” right behind her neck.  This is where Gwen dies. Spiderman accidentally broke Gwen’s neck while trying to save her.

spider-man_death-of-gwen-stacy-snap

But here’s the problem. It would have been fine if Stan left it at that. But he didn’t. the next words spoken by the Goblin are criticle:

Romantic IDIOT! she was dead before your webbing reached her! A fall from that height would kill anyone—- before they struck the ground!

Romantic Idiot

Romantic Idiot

Now, again, a critical moment for this could be interpreted a couple of different ways. It could mean that Gwen was actually dead by the hands of the Goblin, as seen by the first part of the statement, “she was dead before your webbing reached her!” But, Gobbie’s second sentence invalidates it by having Gwen’s death contingent on the height of the fall, “A fall from that height would kill anyone—- before they struck the ground!

I happen to think that Stan made a mistake. I think he was under the impression that a fall from that height would kill a person through.. ohhh… I don’t know… some misconceived notion of asphyxiation while falling? It’s the only thing that can account for both sentences because they simply just do not add up. And besides, a note on the letters page of The Amazing Spider-Man #125 states: “It saddens us to say that the whiplash effect she underwent when Spidey’s webbing stopped her so suddenly was, in fact, what killed her.”

Kill You Goblin!

Kill You Goblin!

And, for the first time in comics, the roles are reversed. Normally we see the supervillain attempt to do “X,” a crime of some sort, his plans are unfortunately thwarted by the hero, the villain has something bad happen to him because of his foiled attempt at doing X, like going to prison, so the villain then blames (and curses) the hero while shaking fist in air.  But, this time we see the hero cursing the villain for his own actions. “You killed the woman I love! And for that, you’re going to die!”And it’s Spidey who is left shaking his fist in the air.

Goblin Dead

Goblin Dead

The one last thing that Stan got right was that Spiderman did have his vengeance. Norman does die, just like you saw in the movie, by his own hands impaled on the end of his damaged glider . As a comic reader, it gets to be quite the cliche to see contrived conflict where the villain, eg. the Joker, continue to commit crime after crime only to never be properly punished for his crimes. And deep down, we want to see some form of justice, some sort of balancing of the scales, some form of comic karma or tit-for-tat, for god’s sake, a little bit of what our parents always taught us, “what goes around comes around” in the superhero universe. Stan delivers.

Gwen is dead, but we saw justice as Norman got himself crucified on the end of his glider, so Peter is left to go on living with the guilt, a husk of a man… but there is more? With each death there is a new birth; we see MJ stepping up to the plate.

Throughout the whole story line she’s been flirting ruthlessly with Peter, and in the end he gives her her due tongue thrashing… but she doesn’t walk. As Peter crumples and goes fetal in pain, Mary Jane slowly and consciously closes the door, with her still in the room, possibly making this the first real commitment in her life to somebody other than herself. She’s choosing to be with Peter, to help fill that void that, they both feel. Yes, Tiger did hit the jackpot.

Enter MJ

Enter MJ

The entire story is enough to make you cry.

Featuring the talents of Stan Lee, Gerry Conway, John Romita Sr. and Gil Kane.

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Memorable Superhero Moments: Wonder Woman’s Boot On Batman’s Head

July 30th, 2010
Hiketeia Cover

Hiketeia Cover

The Hiketeia is a modern Greek tragedy of duty. When Wonder Woman participates in the ritual of Hiketeia, she becomes honor-bound to eternally protect and care for a young woman named Danielle Wellys. But when the Amazon Princess learns that Danielle has killed the drug dealers who murdered Danielle’s sister, Diana suddenly finds herself at odds with the Batman, who has been relentlessly hounding Danielle, to bring her to justice.

hiketeia-1aThe story culminates to the point where Bats has the young girl cornered. Wonder Woman tackles him, knocking him to the ground, telling him,

“Damn you, NO! … Don’t you understand … I don’t have a choice! Bruce… don’t make me stop you.”

“You don’t have a choice… Neither do I.”

Where the Princess promptly responds with a firmly placed boot to his head, along with a,

“Don’t. Get. Up.”

Batman Gives In

Batman Gives In

Batman, with his skull pinned under one of the most deadliest (and most sexiest) boots on the planet, admits defeat to Wonder Woman.

“All right. … You Win.”

He then proceeds to repeat the vow of Hiketeia to Wonder Woman. An ingenious move, that requires not only the balls to kiss Wonder Woman’s thigh (Rawrrrrr) but the intelligence to know the ancient Greek ritual to begin with.

With a reference to the Iliad, which none of us geeks have ever read (shame on us), Wonder Woman sees through his ploy and kicks Bats to the side of the road.  You gotta love her! Only the Amazon Princess could get away with doing that.

Hiketeia - Batman Rejected

Hiketeia - Batman Rejected

This is one damn good book.  The story line (written by Greg Rucka) is excellent, not contrived at all. It plays out like an actual tragedy, for it could literally be nothing else. In the end, if you’re not chocked up… then you have no soul.

The art work is to die for. J.G. Jones (Penciller) is a master at the imagery while Inker, Wade Von Grawbadger, brings the drawings to life.  When Diana’s boot is on Bats’ skull, the image itself speaks volumes, begging the astonishing question of, “DUDE! What in the hell did Batman do to get Wonder Woman’s boot on his friggin’ skull??!”

The entire Greek ritual of Hiketeia is a perfect platform to put all three players; Batman, Wonder Woman and the vindictive, fugitive Danielle, (who the reader can’t help but side with, wouldn’t you too kill drug dealers who murdered your sister?) in between the proverbial Rock and a Hard Place.

In the end, as with any tragedy, there is only one way out.

Buy this book.  It does not disappoint. You can find it here.

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Christopher Nolan - “No Joker While He’s At Helm”

June 7th, 2010
Nolan Says "No" To The Joker

Nolan Says "No" To The Joker

In his interview with Empire Magazine,  Christopher Nolan, director of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, unhesitatingly stated that the Joker will not be in Batman 3 or any other  subsequent Batman film while he is at the helm of the Bats.  He stated, “I just don’t feel comfortable talking about it.” … I think they forgot to put a big, “WAAAAAAA!” at the end of his statement.  Cry me a river Nolan.

.. First of all… It’s ridiculous that Joker isn’t going to be in any of the future Batman movies.  WTH!? Just because Nolan lost a friend, that we all loved and cherished and exalted over his performance as the Joker in Dark Knight, he now feels bad about putting in another Joker??? Well, what about us Batman loving fans who are expected to now fork over goddamn $15 per ticket that’s ultimately going to be in an overpriced 3D format??  No Joker??  Gimme a break.

Get over it Nolan. This isn’t about you and your feelings and your… “I miss Heath and it would be dishonorable blah blah blah, yaddy yaddy yaddy…” Give me a friggin’ break. It’s THE JOKER MAN!! This isn’t about you and it’s certainly not about honoring Heath either. It’s about putting together a believable movie about The Goddamn Batman which includes plausible story lines that involve Bats’ rogue gallery, including the Joker, in an enjoyable, tense, dark and wicked superhero movie that will entertain the living shit out of all of us.  You don’t get it… Joker never dies, NEVER! (… Kingdom Come aside)

The Joker gives Batman meaning… “completes” Bats. What’s Nolan going to give us? Are we going to see Mad Hatter, or maybe… Calendar Man? ooooo, that’s a supervillain if I’ve ever seen one.  What about, Penguin or…… I know!!!… How about THE VENTRILOQUIST?! You know.. the psycho guy with the sock puppet that shoots better than most Army Rangers?

The Ventriloquist!... Oh Boy!

The Ventriloquist!... Oh Boy!

There are plenty of ways that Joker could be depicted.. I can’t think of any right now, but I’m also not incentivized with a million bucks pointed at me.    All I care about is that I’M NOT GOING TO SEE THE JOKER and I, and every geek out there who’s reading this post, deserves to see better.  It’s like… like back in high school where a girl breaks up with a boy and tells ALLLLL of her girlfriends, “I’m done with him! I’m never seeing him again… but none of you can see him either!” What, just because his heart’s broken he now has the audacity to inject his wallowing pity and sorrow into my Batman film? And everyone just rolls over and doesn’t say anything in honor of Heath.

Yeah, we love Heath.  Yeah Heath nailed the Joker. And yeah, nobody can fill his shoes, but life goes on.  We’ve had like… what… four different Batmen? And two Supermen so far, with a third on his way? let’s get real, life goes on and when Nolan is well on his way to filming some other film five years down the road, we’ll look back and think, “GODDAMNIT, we should have been given the Joker instead of the Ventriliquist or Penguin or Riddler or even Calendar Man!

Regarding Superman, Nolan went on to say,

“…What it is, while David Goyer and myself were putting together the story for another Batman film a few years ago, you know thrashing out where we might move on from the Dark Knight, we got stuck. We were just sitting there idly chatting and he said ”by the way, I think know how you approach Superman”.. and he told me his take on it.

I thought it was really tremendous. It was the first time I’ve been able to conceive of how you’d address Superman in a modern context I thought it was a really exciting idea. What you have to remember about Batman and Superman is that what makes them the best superhero characters there are, the most beloved after all this time, is the essence of who they were when they were created, when they were first developed. You can’t move too far away from that.”

…. This better be good! I don’t want to see anymore Gay Undies Calvin Klein Superman model in skivies up on my silver screen damnit!

Honor the goddamn comic universe Nolan!  And get over your self pity.

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Megan Fox…. Will NOT Be In Transformers 3

May 20th, 2010
Megan Fox

Megan Fox

Sonofa F!$%@* Sh!#

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Spider-Man Reboot - New Writer On Deck

May 18th, 2010
Spider-Man

Spider-Man

We mentioned before that Dunst and Toby were getting booted, along with Sam Raimi, and that the Spidey franchise was getting rebooted. Well, it looks like Marvel and Sony got themselves a new (old) writer!

Alvin Sargent, screen writer for the original Spider-Man movie series, has signed on to ruin what the reboot was designed to save in the first place.  Why do I say that? … cause he’s one of the same friggin’ writers who ruined the initial Spider-Man movies in the first place!! That’s why.  Come on people. It doesn’t take much to realize that the written story is what makes the movie, given that you have decent talent to act the parts, but no amount of great acting will save a film from ruin if the writing just sucks Mcnuggets!

Word on the street is that it will be “more emotionally anchored and realistic than the previous movies.” …. What in the HAIL does that mean? … More emotionally anchored? Does that mean we won’t see emo-Peter dancing in bars? Or crying? (please god NO!).

More realistic? … Look, there’s two types of reality in superhero movies; the reality that allows us to suspend our disbelief, like a man flying or climbing walls or actually doing something to stop criminals, and then there’s the stupid reality that stupid writers dream up that would never work in real life, like… Superman fighting a radioactive bad guy on the moon, or Richard Prior going to computer night school and hacking into anything with a keyboard, or even something closer to home, like a guy in face paint forcing the mayor to lock down the city so nobody leaves or enters… for their own safety. (Gasp, did I just criticize Heath Ledger and the Dark Knight? Sacrilege!)

So, god-only-knows what “emotionally anchored” and “realistic” means with these guys.  This all came from the Hollywood Reporter by the way.  They also said that, “Peter Parker will be a 17-year-old high school kid struggling with shifting hormones and an outsider status.” Ok, aside from the shifting hormones, the “outsider status” is right on point, with respect to the original story.  You can read (and then buy) the digital comic here at Marvel if you’re interested in catching a glimpse of history.  Just click on the “play” button.

So, sure Sargent has a writing resume a mile long.  So what!  Did that stop George Lucas or Steven Spielberg from ruining my life? Look, if he was part of the problem back then, I highly doubt that he’ll be rebooting the franchise to a great start.  But, I hope I’m wrong.  Also, Marc Webb — the director of “(500) Days of Summer” — is supposed to be directing, but still no word on who’s playing emo Peter.

… and oh! It’s going to be made in 3D.  Mother F#@!$##$@^.  We went to go see Clash of the Titans couple weeks ago.  The ticket guy said, “That’ll be $27 dollars.”  I said, “No, only two tickets… two!”  He responded, “…. uh huh… $27 dollars.”  Forgetting that I had mastered basic subtraction, addition and even division back in Mrs. Morrison’s 5th grade class a bajillion years ago, I quickly asked, “…er… how much is each ticket?”  He looks at the screen and says, “$13.50.”  My only appropriate response was to put my card back in my wallet, which went back in my pants, and said, “We’re not paying that.”  My wife and I then went to rent Inglorious Bastards and something else that I don’t recall, .. think it was foreign.  So, No, I won’t be paying $13.50 for a 3D movie when a perfectly good 2D movie was perfectly good 6 months ago.  It was even perfectly good for Avatar.

Stupid 3D!

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