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Gobs of goodies: Joker Belt Buckles, Joker and Supergirl T-Shirts and a crap load of other stuff.

This is one of the two cool Joker Belt Buckles we just got in on Friday, April 4th. Both are metal, very cool, and you saw them here first.

We had some AWESOMELY sexy, hottie chick shirts come in this week. Check out the Supergirl shirts. We just got this purple one in and a yellow one, and a plunging V Neck khaki shirt so women can show off their cleavage. Mmmmm, booobies! What is the deal with women?? Seriously. Women love to watch themselves be watched, so they deliberately wear plunging neck lines to show off whatever they have for a chest. And if they don’t have a lot it still looks sexy because they’re showing off a lot of flesh.Â

And us idiot guys aren’t supposed to look. (Notice! Yes… Look.. No!!) So, yeah, we all know we can’t be obvious and look when we’re talking to chicks, and I know this is one way that women seperate the mundane dogs from the disciplined ones who know of the term, “My eyes are up here!” It’s literally no different than when I used to put a Scoobie Snack on Lucky, my dog’s, nose and tell him “stayyy … stayyyyy, holllld it, hollld it… stayyyyyy….. ok GO!” Poor dog, I used to make that poor mutt suffer. I’d put a 9 volt battery upright on the floor and Lucky’d zap his wet nose on it and start growling at hit and then try to bite it only to be zapped on the tongue. Funny as hell when I was a kid (as I still chuckle) but now I know it’s not too cool…. so don’t even try it at home with your dog.Â

So, that’s just like us! We’re the mutts with the biscuit on our nose, only it’s boobies right in front of us. And women just love to torture us, watch us struggle, smiling at us saying, “I know you see my boobs and don’t think for a second that I won’t drop your score on my score sheet” (pssst… they keep score of everyone of our actions and behaviors to get a total. This can take anywhere from 5 seconds to a week to get the full score. The longer it takes, the better your Shtick is.) All the while the guy’s thinking, “I know you know that you have lovely breasts, and you do, even though you haven’t caught me eyeballing them, and you won’t catch me either because I have trained myself to position myself strategically with all reflective surfaces, mirrors and windows so that I can catch a glimpse without being caught and I also know you’re keeping score, which is also why I’m smiling as well, and oh… would you like to go out tonight? And even though I’m freakishly broke, I will still manage to scrounge up a reservation for two at that new fantastic Italian Restaurant. Maybe I’ll get lucky and you’ll wear something even more revealing.”

We’re all dogs playing the game. Check out our Supergirl boobie shirts.