Megan Fox Is Catwoman
Don’t we wish!! Ever since some genius marketing team for some start up decided to post this rumor on Twitter, it’s taken off like the swine flu virus. I just have to admit, and I don’t care if it’s a friggin’ band wagon or not… I’ll admit it… I love Megan Fox! So what if she sucked in Jennifer’s Body a horror of a horror movie. And nobody cares if her acting was sub par in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen she’s, as Sgt. Tuggle put it in the army, FINER THAN FROGHAIR! Damn straight.
We all know that the movie guys get their castings completely wrong; for example… the King Pin is NOT a black dude, thankyouverymuch Michael Clarke Duncan but we would have just as much a fit if they cast a white gringo to play Luke Cage or T’Challa the Black Panther.
Leave it to fan boys to get the castings right, and I just have to say, that (crappy acting aside) Megan Fox would make a Puurrrrfect Catwoman. Look at her! LOOK AT HER! Look at that… bitchy, smug, pouty… sultry lips and perfect body.  I don’t care if you’re straight, gay or a woman, seeing her in the first Transformers movie looking under the hood of what’shisname’s Camaro was enough to make anyone’s panties wet!
Alas, it’s a total fabricated rumor. The movie execs, with their proverbial heads up their fourth point of contact, have no script, no plans, no Megan. Hell, when asked about the new Batman flick they were heard saying, “Bat who?”
Whatevah!
