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Iron Man 2 – A New Trailer!!! AWESOME!

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010
Iron Man 2: New Trailer

Iron Man 2: New Trailer

War Machine

War Machine

Iron Man 2 looks to be a very promising movie.  What we have is not only more Iron Man, which is what every superhero movie needs to focus on – which is simply showing more of the hero in his suit, doing his thing, but a whole bunch of Iron Man type guys, including War Machine!

Who’s War Machine? James Rhodes, the black military dude, took over as Iron Man when Tony relapsed into alcoholism and eventual (comic book) death.  When Tony came back and became Iron Man again, Rhodes then donned the silver Iron Man armor, placed a mini-gun and rocket launcher on the

War Machine

War Machine

back, and presto…  became War Machine!

Black Widow, Natalia Romanova, also known as Natasha Romanoff, a Russian secret agent/assassin, is also making an appearance, played by Scarlett Johansson! Rawrrrrr!! She was sent to the U.S. to recruit Hawkeye but eventually defected to the U.S. team.

This movie is going to be awesome!

Black Widow

Black Widow

Superhero Picture of the day 030810: Hawkeye

Monday, March 8th, 2010
Justin Hartley is Green Arrow... make that Hawkeye

Justin Hartley is Green Arrow... make that Hawkeye

Let’s get one thing clear. … the entire concept of “bringing a knife to a gun fight” is seen in a guy who shoots arrows at bad guys instead of using firearms.  It’s just stupid.  “What about a man who flies or sticks to walls like chewing gum!? Huh!?” – Shut up you.

Look, what makes the comic/sci-fi/fantasy universe work is “suspension of disbelief.”  For example, 2001: A Space Odyssey is hands-down, the closest thing to reality in space that we’ll ever see on the screen.  They got it right, even for a movie made in 1968.  But Star Wars (the first movie, which is the last (6th) in the series) was infinitely more entertaining to the masses regardless of it’s ludicrous plausibility.  You don’t hear, or see, lasers in space.  You can’t walk on an asteroid with nothing more than a gas mask and Lord knows Tashi Station is the WORST place in the galaxy to get power converters! “So! What’s that have to do with my hero Hawkeye!!!” – SHUT up you!

Boomerang Arrow

Boomerang Arrow

The deal is that, even though all of these Star Wars flaws are true, we tend to “ignore the man behind the curtain” and suspend our disbelief while we are entertained.  Can we believe in a man who flies or sticks to walls? … of course we can’t, but we waaaant to believe it soooo bad, that we will set aside our logic for the sake of entertainment.

Boxing Glove Arrow

Boxing Glove Arrow

What about a guy who paints a white skull on his chest and takes vengeance on the mobsters and bad guys? Who wouldn’t!? You tell me you wouldn’t after they did that to your wife and kids.  The Punisher is probably the most believable character in the entire comic universe, movies aside where he’s friggin’ SWINGING FROM A CHANDELIER UPSIDE DOWN while firing twin 9 millimeters, that’s just stupid writing.  I’ll take a flying man in skivies any day of the week over that scene. … that didn’t come out right, but you know what I mean.

“You’re still not getting to the point! Why do you hate Hawkeye? I love Hawkeye!” – egad.  Let me finish. So Star Wars is flawed and our desires to want to be billionaire crime fighters or invulnerable heroes is so great we can over look the the realities of their inherent problems of existing in reality.

boxing Glove Arrow

boxing Glove Arrow

This is not the case with a guy who shoots arrows at people who carry AK-47s, grenades and all other sorts of military hardware that is used in the field of war! Look, the idea that someone picks up a device that was developed by people who lived in mud back in the stone ages and was antiquated over 250 years ago is just ludicrous.  Apparently Marvel AND DC never bothered looking into exactly why the American Indians lost the gun battles over the years. Yeah, we cheated and used germ warfare on them, but point is that they lost and not having a handgun or rifle played no small part in their tragedy.

OMG!!!

OMG!!!

So, Smallville aside, Green Arrow, played by Justin Hartley, who does a spectacular role of Green Arrow, is still of disbelief proportions so great, that only a handful of people refuse to swallow it. … ok, so I’m the only one.  Brian, co-owner of Superherostuff, in charge of the warehouse, says I’m full of it.   Oh Yeah?  These images of some of those highly plausible arrows is just a smattering of what DC has(had) going on.  The whole Arrowete thing is just…. well just darn not believable.

“What’s this have to do with Hawkeye! He’s no GL! He wears a purple skirt, by golly!” – For the love of….  It doesn’t matter what color his outfit is, or if he’s wearing a skirt, they’re both using a weapon used by people in the stone age!!!  It just doesn’t work in reality.

“But Hawkeye’s cool!” – .. sigh… What’s cool is that someone took the time to photoshop Justin Hartley’s GL into Hawkeye.  THAT’S what’s cool.  Aside from these two characters being pretty much the same thing, they shoot arrows (big deal) this is still a cool image, capturing both Hawkeye along with GL in a very cool pose with a very cool bow.  For imagery, it works.

Conan Movie 2011

Monday, March 8th, 2010
Ahnold Passes The Torch Of Conan

Ahnold Passes The Torch Of Conan

There isn’t a man alive who didn’t love Conan, and Arnold playing Conan, back in the ’80s.  We all wanted to be both… but just lacked the intestinal fortitude and due diligence needed to manifest such a beast of a body.  Especially when there were hundreds of hours of Gilligan’s Island and Brady Bunch, to watch.

If you needed a reminder of how cool both were, way back then, then here’s a little YouTube vid.

Well, Arnold may be a legend, but even legends need to recognize that the world needs a new actor to fill the boots that Robert E. Howard created. The new Conan to be is Jason Momoa, the guy who plays the dreadlock-wearing Ronon Dex on Stargate Atlantis. Momoa is currently in negotiations with the Conan the Barbarian team. If you’re like me, and you’ve never watched any of the umpteen Stargates, except for the 1994 movie, then you won’t know anything about Jason Momoa. But after doing a quick search for him on YouTube, I found this.

Jason Momoa Is Conan

Jason Momoa Is Conan

I actually think Momoa can pull it off. The Hawaiian/German-Irish-Native American is a massive 6’5″ tall. If he added another 20 pounds of muscle, he’d be the perfect shoe-in for Conan. In the vid above, you actually see some of his sword play.

Leo Howard is Young Conan

Leo Howard is Young Conan

The actor who will play Conan as a child is none other than the black belt pre-teen Leo Howard who played a young Snake Eyes in flashback scenes in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.  And yes, Howard does actually have a black belt.

Also from the G.I. Joe team is smokin’ hot actress Rachel Nichols, she was red headed, uber-brainiac Scarlet.

I can’t friggin’ wait!!

Rachel Nichols: Smokin' Hot Conan Love Interest

Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes on Disney XD

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

avengers-on-disneyThe Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, created by Marvel Animation, a division of Marvel Entertainment, is going to be one of the break-in synergies between Marvel & Disney.

wb-batman-artThe crappy looking animated series, which appears to be a take on the WB big-jawed, 2D animation, is just a step backwards in what’s considered, “good art.” Come on, yeah, we love the Avengers and I’m sure the story line is right on the money (.. pray.. hope) but enough of this Hannah Barbera art already! Seriously, this simpleton art is like… from the 60s and is only done to save money. Yeah, we’re in bed with Marvel and DC. And Yeah we love Spidey, Iron Man, Bats and Superman. And who could say “No” to Wonder Woman or Scarlet Witch, or Black Widow… Rawrrrrr, for that matter? Regardless… someone just has to say, “NO! GIVE US BETTER ART!”

wb-superman-artNot that we can really do anything about it, but still. Take a look-see at a simple comparison between “bad art” and “good art.” Looking at the WB style, you have the Fred Flintstone type of thing going on, where the artists used to paint a picture of Fred’s body and then rotate between 3-4 different images for the mouth and legs to give the impression that Fred was actually saying something or moving from one place to the other, like from the bowling alley to Barney’s place.. while Barney’s at work.

wb-iron-manSeriously, this is maybe one step forward in the “can do” direction because you can see a little reflection on Bats’ and Supes’ undies… see that little blue and red stripe?  That’s skill baby! Quality work.

You want more?  … Too bad, neither do I, but we’re gettin’ it.  Let’s take a look-see at what Marvel/Disney’s feeding us.  Dissecting the Avengers image, you can see the masterful work that goes on in the new animated series. … notice reflection in Iron Man’s helmet conotating superior quality art as they are implying a rounded, metallic surface.  Whatevah. I’m not EVEN wb-thorgoing to go on about Thor. … note two-tone hair color, another reflection on his shiny, conditioned hair.  Thunder gods use Head & Shoulders.

You get my point.  To see “good art.” We don’t have to go no further than opening an over priced Ultimate Alliance 2, video game! You HAVE to check out the vid.

To get an idea of the quality of work they got going on, just take a look

good-art-spidey1

at how much love they put into Spidey, Hulk and Iron man.   It doesn’t get ANY better than this.  The entire video is like this.  Yeah, sure it costs lots of money.  Yeah, it took the geek designers, who were obvious Marvel fans, tons of man hours to complete… but so what! In this economy, we should expect the best at export labor prices.  Come on! You tell me that’s not the best rendition of Spidey!  It’s perfect!

… sigh…. so, Disney XD will be showing Fred Flintstone and Snagletooth on…. I mean… the Avengers, this fall (2010) .. personally, I can’t wait! kim_possible They also got, The Spectacular Spider-Man Animated Series, can anyone say Kim Possible art work?But I’m not going to rag, cause I actually like Kim Possible. .. it’s the fact that she’s tough and always rescues her friend with the stupid pink rat.  Tough girls are sexy. … I shouldn’t be saying that since Kim’s still in high school … but I’m not going to analyze it too much.

Disney XD also has the X-Men cartoon too.  Aside from not watching it, no high school kick-ass babes, I can’t say much more than what the hell 70s outfit is Jean Gray/Phoenix/Marvel Girl wearing?  And Cyc looks like he’s been eating steroid chewables a little too often.  They also have, what looks like the 1995 Spider-Man series along with Spider-man And His Amazing Friends from way back when.  Hey, at least they had an excuse for crappy art, it was way back when, when they made it.  … but what the hell is Spidey doing hanging with Ice man and Firestar any way?  … jeeze, Marvel’s answer to the Wonder Twins.

Let’s just hope that the Mouse will be footing the bill for some quality art work that’ll follow in the footsteps of the Ultimate Alliance video game.  </rant>

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