Superhero Headphones: Punisher and X-Men shown.
We just got these Marvel Headphones in! The warehouse crew wet their pants and went all ga-ga over them. … hell, I peed myself when I found out about them as well. These are, by far, some of the coolest things we have on the shelf, and at $39.99 (about a million bucks less than Skull Candy headphones, which I have two of.. still paying off the damn credit card for getting them for Christmas presents) you can’t go wrong.
Here’s what our little Oompa Loompas had to say.
Our Customer Service Babe, Danielle, had this to say about them:
“Well when they first came in Andy and i checked the sound to our iPods. I actually have an iPod Touch, which I LOVE to death! It has more than just music on it, its got internet and awesome apps and umm cool games I can play, I slay at Tap Tap Revenge, and it holds a butt ton of music.
Its my second one, my first one was ORIGONALY an xmas gift to me, like 2 years ago, from my friend Flicker, but was then STOLEN by Miguel, one of my stupid ex’s. Total looser, didn’t have a job and never clipped his toe nails so they were all like… yellow fungus, gross, guy talons that kept clawing my calves in bed. What the hell was I thinking?? Plus he was lazy and cheated on me!
Anyway… where was I, oh, my iPod Touch, i never leave home without it! I would DIE without it!!! But the headphones, they sound SOO good, not quite Bose quality, which none of my loser bf’s will buy me, but still pretty amazing. MUCH better then those stupid ear buds. I hate those things. Miguel stole those from me too. These are SUPER comfortable, the cushions around the speaker seal perfectly around your ears to block out any other sound that may be happening around you. Like when Brian’s getting on me about lunch breaks. WHATEV!! They are tight but not SUPER tight that you get a headache lol. My two favorite ones are the Iron man and the X-Men. AND they come in a super awesome box! I def am gonna buy a pair.”
Marvel Headphones: Top View
Tiras, our all-around-John-On-The-Spot Catalog Manager guy said,
“They’re great for……pretending you’re fashionably listening to something while you’re willfully ignoring people on the street, in the stores, at the post office, at work. They look sharp too. And no where near as expensive as some of those other brands. I liked the X-Men the most. Do we get these free as part of our incentive plan?”
Our expert IT guy Nick, had this to say.
“I don’t wear headphones. Headphones are for Yank posers who are desperately appearing as if they’re not noticing people who notice them wearing electronic monstrosities about their heads and waists.
Real men ride Giant Trance X2 mountain bikes equipped with Reynolds Carbon Rims, Fox Forks, Chris King Hubs and FSA Cranks, on the Lower Dungeness Loop in the Olympic Peninsula at critical speeds. Real men aren’t afraid of death atop a precision instrument of death on two wheels. And when we’re not hurtling our bodies at radically insane speeds down mountain cliffs, we’re playing Counterstrike or Trials HD. Now bugger off! I have more work to do.”
And, Ronando, yours truly, says, “I totally can’t wait to get my mitts on the Punisher and X-Men headphones. These are way cool and for the money, atop our employee discount WOO HOO!, I’ll definitely be grabbing a couple sets of these for myself. Can’t wait to try them out on my Walkman cassette player and listen to my Journey and Foreigner tapes. … side B is sposed to be pretty good.
