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Conan Movie 2011

Monday, March 8th, 2010
Ahnold Passes The Torch Of Conan

Ahnold Passes The Torch Of Conan

There isn’t a man alive who didn’t love Conan, and Arnold playing Conan, back in the ’80s.  We all wanted to be both… but just lacked the intestinal fortitude and due diligence needed to manifest such a beast of a body.  Especially when there were hundreds of hours of Gilligan’s Island and Brady Bunch, to watch.

If you needed a reminder of how cool both were, way back then, then here’s a little YouTube vid.

Well, Arnold may be a legend, but even legends need to recognize that the world needs a new actor to fill the boots that Robert E. Howard created. The new Conan to be is Jason Momoa, the guy who plays the dreadlock-wearing Ronon Dex on Stargate Atlantis. Momoa is currently in negotiations with the Conan the Barbarian team. If you’re like me, and you’ve never watched any of the umpteen Stargates, except for the 1994 movie, then you won’t know anything about Jason Momoa. But after doing a quick search for him on YouTube, I found this.

Jason Momoa Is Conan

Jason Momoa Is Conan

I actually think Momoa can pull it off. The Hawaiian/German-Irish-Native American is a massive 6’5″ tall. If he added another 20 pounds of muscle, he’d be the perfect shoe-in for Conan. In the vid above, you actually see some of his sword play.

Leo Howard is Young Conan

Leo Howard is Young Conan

The actor who will play Conan as a child is none other than the black belt pre-teen Leo Howard who played a young Snake Eyes in flashback scenes in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.  And yes, Howard does actually have a black belt.

Also from the G.I. Joe team is smokin’ hot actress Rachel Nichols, she was red headed, uber-brainiac Scarlet.

I can’t friggin’ wait!!

Rachel Nichols: Smokin' Hot Conan Love Interest

Spider-Man 4, Raimi, Maguire & Dunst Canned … Gwen Stacy Lives!

Thursday, January 14th, 2010
Spider-Man 4 Cancelled, Raimi, Toby and Kirsten gone.

Spider-Man 4 Cancelled, Raimi, Toby and Kirsten gone.

Marvel, Sony and Columbia have decided to kill Spider-Man 4.  The film had originally been scheduled for May of 2011.  Now… pfffft. At first the studio stated that production was “Delayed”. But ultimately, Spider-Man director Sam Raimi has actually been let go. Also gone are,  Tobey Maguire/Peter Parker and girlfriend Kirsten Dunst/Mary Jane.

What seems to be in the forefront minds of studio execs is the axing of over priced actors and staff as well as assimilating a “Smallville” type theme that focuses on Peter Parker in high school. …Just like Clark Kent, but different.   Check out Ultimates Spider-Man comics, to get a good idea of what’s around the corner. It is quite awesome, at least up to issue #100 or so. I think it was Brian Michael Bendis who wrote it. Definitely NOT Smallville-Spidey by any means. Way cooler, edgier. Like way, way cooler-edgy.

Spiderman, MJ and Raimi

Spiderman, MJ and Raimi

Columbia’s deal with Marvel states that Columbia needs to keep “actively developing” Spider-Man films or else Marvel yanks their license and either makes the movie themselves or sells it another party… or simply sits on it just to piss us Spidey fans off.  But DC is the one spider_man_4_the_movienotorious for that more so than Marvel.  Of course, Columbia had a card up their sleeve, just in case the actors were tanked. Call it the, “Just in case the director and all the primary actors of Spider-Man get fired,” plan.  Or the, “Let’s do Spider-Man over again but more cheaper and just like Smallville… but different! Ok!?” plan.

This contingency, or “reboot,” has James Vanderbilt writing the script. A quick jaunt over to IMDb has Vanderbilt already slated for Spidey 5 and 6! Ouch! Talk about fast movers; Toby’s not even done opening his pink slip and eating his Wheaties while ol’ Vanderbilt’s working on a new script with Flash Thompson giving Peter a swirly.

You remember Vanderbilt, don’t you?  He wrote all those movies you never saw, like. … The Losers, Zodiac, The Rundown, Darkness Falls and the one everyone remembers, Goodbye Toby & Kirsten.

The new teenage Spider-Man movie, staring absolutely nobody famous whatsoever, which could be a good thing spiderman-profile[remember Hugh Jackman/Wolverine], is currently looking for a director to fill Raimi’s shoes.  One thing is for sure though, Marvel has a hell of a track record when it comes to reboots not cutting the mustard! Let’s hope ol’ Vandi can do a better job on Spidey than Marvel did with The Hulk the second time around or The Punisher the second time around or The Fantastic Four the second and third time around or even Captain America the second time around. …. Oops, forgot… they didn’t mess that one up again yet.

Through all of this, Raimi could have been a real sphincter, having been let go, but he instead showed the world how a class act gets kicked in the teeth, “While we were looking forward to doing a fourth one together, the studio and Marvel have a unique opportunity to take the franchise in a new direction, and I know they will do a terrific job.” Good form Sam.

So… how does all of these changes affect you and me?  Well, we get more Spidey, which is a good thing, and, Marvel Studios moved the debut of the Thor movie into the recently vacant Spidey 4 slot, which could possibly be a bad thing due to the rushing of the story for the sake of having another superhero movie under their belt.

If only they could put as much love and commitment into honoring the superheroes in their true form as comic geeks come to expect.  In short… “Do your damn job and do it well.” How many of us would like to forget Spider-Man3? Batman Returns? Batman Forever? Batman & Robin? Superman: III? Superman: The Quest for Peace? The Punisher (1989 w/Dolph)? The Punisher (2004 w/Thomas Jane)? The Punisher War Zone? Or Hulk by Ang Lee? I mean, … COME ON! It shouldn’t be that hard to make a movie out of comics.  All the content and history is already done and laid out for you.

Spider-Man Web-Shooters!

Spider-Man Web-Shooters!

All I want is for Marvel to bring back the friggin mechanical web-shooters and drop the stupid spider talons that come out of Parker’s finger tips and toes that allow him to climb walls.  Those were two of the biggest mistakes Raimi ever did, along with putting Maguire and Dunst in for Parker and MJ.  Yeah, they’re great actors, but Toby simply isn’t Peter Parker and Kirsten aint no drop drop drop dead supermodel like MJ is supposed to be!

Gerry Conway, over at Newsarama, said it best, … who’s Gerry Conway? He’s not only known for co-creating The Punisher along with DC’s Firestorm and for scripting the first major, modern-day Marvel/DC crossover, Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man but is most famous for single-handedly killed off Gwen Stacy! during his long run on The Amazing Spider-Man. This guy has balls!

“Well, of course, I hope this time they kill Gwen Stacy.

About the third movie. Never really got behind Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man — he’s a great actor, did a great job with the part, but didn’t have the internal energy that I’ve always associated with Peter Parker. He just didn’t impress me as someone who’d wisecrack in the face of death.

I also was never fond of Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane. Again, a terrific actor, but she didn’t strike me as the right casting for MJ — MJ, in my view, is a woman who’s cursed by the expectations others have for her based on her appearance. She should appear to be a vaguely slutty babe, and whatever one might say about Dunst, wonderful actress that she may be, a babe she’s not.

Both Dunst and Maguire are actors who bring a great deal of internal intelligence to their performances, but not a lot of charisma. I’m not in favor of casting this like a CW show, but it seems to me Peter Parker should be a charismatic character underneath his shy, homebody exterior — that’s the internal energy that bursts out when he’s Spider-Man, that’s what becomes liberated when he puts on t he mask, but it should be apparent, as a potential, even when he’s not in superhero mode.

As for MJ, she should present as a Bad Girl, as misunderstood and underestimated by the world as Peter is. Recasting these actors can only improve the impact of the franchise.

And by all means, they should kill Gwen.”

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Batman and Robin To The Rescue Zone

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Cool sign someone made depicting a Batman and Robin Rescue zone. I don’t know if it’s a real sign or just a photoshop someone made, but it’s still pretty cool. You can find the original art work here.

Superhero Trivia Contest – Win 2 Free Shirts!

Saturday, April 11th, 2009
Green Lantern Trivia Contest - Win 2 Free T-Shirts

Green Lantern Trivia Contest - Win 2 Free T-Shirts

Superhero Trivia Contest

Visit this page on Tuesday at noon EST to take the Trivia challenge and to try your chance at winning two Blackest Night shirts of your choice. The first one to submit the correct answers will win.

Tune in every week on our myspace page, and on our blog here, to try your chance at winning a free t-shirt.

Stay tuned.

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Blackest Night T-Shirts Finally Here!

Monday, April 6th, 2009
Blackest Night T-Shirts

Blackest Night T-Shirts

We finally have the Green Lantern Blackest night t-shirts, along with more other Green Lantern shirts. If you haven’t been keeping up with the Green Lantern series, you’ll want to pick up the comics or do what I do and save a buck or two and wait for the graphic novel to come out. Friggin’ comics are just way too expensive these days.

Essentially, the GL Corps is battleing the Sinestro Corps and it’s heating up way bad! Then, right when it’s about to just totally loose it in the battle of the rings, two of the little blue Hobbit guys tell Hal, Guy, Kyle, and John, “oops, we forgot to tell you about the Blackest Night Prophesy!” And the GLs are all, “WTF? No, you didn’t tell us about no Black Prophesy, but could you speed it up here? We’re in a bit of a mix!”

According to the prophesy, the two Corps, GL and Sinestro, are to be joined by five more “Corps” that are driven by a specific emotion and color. When they show up, there’s supposed to be a huge battle, the War Of Light!

Black Lantern Symbol

Black Lantern Symbol

Black: Black Lantern, Nthing obvious has yet, to date, come forth as being explanatory regarding the the eighth corps, Black Symbols. Of course, the symbol on the rings are important, but you have to read the friggin’ comic to find out more. The Black Lantern symbol, aparently, is the same as the emblem for the Green Lantern villain Black Hand You remember Black Hand don’t you? The idiot in Coast City who was supposed to be a genius, blah blah blah, life of crime turned supervillain. He invented a device that absorbed the residue of a Green Lantern power ring’s energy from any object that it has touched. Once fueled by this energy, his device could then be used just like a Green Lantern Ring… but different. Notice the similarities in his symbol. He’ll be a majore player in the GL Blackest Night series.

Violet Lantern Symbol

Violet Lantern Symbol

Zamarons’ Star Sapphires have supposedly moved to a ring and lantern motif and ascribed the emotion of love as the color’s power source. LOVE Love Love, all you need is love.

Orange Lantern Symbol

Orange Lantern Symbol

Orange: The plot elements have revealed the color’s power source, avarice,[3] and that both the Controllers and an unseen character “Agent Orange” are searching for the color.

Indigo Lantern Symbol

Indigo Lantern Symbol

Indigo: No plot elements beyond the prophecy and its power source, compassion, and that the bearers carry staffs[3], have appeared relating to this color. They are known as the Indigo Tribe.

Red Lantern Symbol

Red Lantern Symbol

Red: The lanterns, rings, corps name, and origin point within the Empire of Tears have appeared as plot elements[16] with rage being ascribed as the power source of this color. Former Green Lantern Laira became the second Red Lantern in April 2008, the first being Atrocitus. A one-shot tie-in to Final Crisis titled Final Crisis: Rage of the Red Lanterns prominently featured the Red Lanterns and Alpha-Lanterns as well as the “Lanterns of a couple colors”.

Blue Lantern

Blue Lantern Symbol

Blue: The story elements presented so far have been the creation of the first blue ring by Ganthet and Sayd and that the emotion of hope is the color’s source of power. The first Blue Lantern, Saint Walker, made an appearance in the “Final Crisis: Rage of the Red Lanterns” one-shot. The second Blue Lantern, Warth, was chosen by Saint Walker and first appeared in Green Lantern #36.
No obvious elements of the eighth corps, Black, have appeared beyond the teaser. Johns has commented that the emblem seen on the rings in the teaser is important, but did not elaborate. The emblem on the rings is the same as the emblem for Green Lantern villain Black Hand, as indicated by Johns in Wizard Magazine.[4] Ethan Van Sciver has also been heard referring to the Black Lanterns as “Death Lanterns” in an interview.[citation needed] According to the DC Direct April Solicitations, Earth-Two Superman is the first Black Lantern announced.

Rumors regarding the Blackest Night series are… The Ronnie Raymond incarnation of the deceased Firestorm will be a Black Lantern. GASP! The first member of the Black Lantern Corps is the “Earth-2 Superman”. Looks like there’s a a Black Lantern Martian Manhunter as well. What’s the deal, DC’s reinventing all their heroes as baddies? We’ll probably see Kal-L and Aquaman as Black Lanterns too. Who’s next, Bucky and Maxwell Lord what about Jason Todd? No wait… Todd’s alive isn’t he. So’s Bucky. Doh! Scar comes out and says that she’s batting for the other team… no, not like that, but that shw now, “serve[s] the universe no more,” and that she, “serve[s] another force that has crept into [her] being and revealed the unfathomable power within the vacuum of space.” Lex Luthor is to play a big role in the Blackest Night crossover as well as Superboy/Conner Kent.
Think of the Guardian’s quote, “…But he is dead. And we control the dead. For once I bear witness to the book of the black, and I question what it shows me, the dead will save you, Luthor. From Brainiac. From Superman. And from yourself”.

The dead… Batman’s dead … you think Bat’s'll be sportin’ a black ring soon?

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Mickey Rourke Joins Iron Man 2

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

If you’re old enough, like some folks around here, you probably yell at the local kids, “HEY You kids, STOP THAT!” from your porch. But you might also remember Mickey Rourke from old movies like Angel Heart and Nine 1/2 Weeks and The Pope of Greenwich Village back in the 80s.

Mickey Rourke To Play Villain in Iron Man 2

Mickey Rourke To Play Villain in Iron Man 2

But most of yous guys probably remember him from his fantastic role as Marv in Frank Miller’s Sin City (2005)… notice who the priest is in the movie?

Well, well see more of him in Sin City 2 in 2010. I can’t wait! Many of you also remember Rourke’s most recent role of Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson in The Wrestler (2008) about an aging professional wrestler, decades past his prime, who ekes out a living working small wrestling shows in VFW halls and as a part-time grocery store employee who attempts to come to terms with his life outside the ring. He struggles with his new life as a nobody when an offer of a high-profile wrestling rematch with his 1980s arch-nemesis, The Ayatollah, comes his way.

Mickey Rourke To Play In Iron Man 2

Mickey Rourke To Play In Iron Man 2

So, that Mickey Rourke has just signed up with ICM for the role of the Russian villain in Iron Man 2! Rumor has it that Rourke was low-balled by the studio to the unsavory tune of $250K. Jesus, give the guy a break! Fortunately, Rourke’s agent, David Unger, got the quote up to a “significant” level in spite of the current melting economy where the studios are taking advantage of talent, attempting to screw them to the pool table… stupid studios!

Mickey Rourke As Marv in Sin City

Mickey Rourke As Marv in Sin City

Rumor also has it that Rourke is tapped to play the villain in Spider-Man 4. Apparently, Marvel did the same thing to Samuel L. Jackson, low-balled him hell’s canyon! … Stupid Marvel! They low-balled him, but then eventually came up from their pathetic offer and secured in a long-term, 9 film commitment for Jackson to play Nick Fury. One of those films Jackson is expected to be in is Iron Man 2. Go Jackson!

Samuel L. Jackson is Nick Fury

Samuel L. Jackson is Nick Fury

As for Samuel’s Nick Fury role in the 9 Marvel films, they haven’t all been announced yet, but so far they include Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, The Avengers(!!!), and perhaps even a S.H.I.E.L.D movie with Jackson’s Fury as the lead. Any of you people out there remember who played Nick Fury before? … No?…. David Hasselhoff! He might look the part but he ain’t no cigar chompin’ Fury.

I leave you with Mickey Rourke’s Marv.

… Oh COME ON! You tell me that doesn’t look like Hasselhoff!!

Nick Fury

Nick Fury

Superpowers – This American Life

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

….So, which superpower would you pick? What would you do with it?

Several years ago, I was going to work to handle some inventory for the site. Some new Superman shirts came in, created by Alex Ross. If you don’t know Alex Ross, then you simply haven’t experienced what it means to see and believe in real life superheroes.

Coincidentally, I was listening to NPR/This American Life on the radio in my car. If you don’t know about NPR and This American Life with Ira Glass… then you there is simply no hope for you and your fellow American Idol/Survivor watching friends. Get some culture and listen to this extraordinary station.

This one particular show, they focused on Superheroes. For me, it was what NPR calls, “a driveway moment,” where the story is so engrossing, so captivating that no matter what you were previously planning on doing, no matter how important it was, whether it was a blind date or a meeting with your parole officer or you have ice cream in the back seat waiting to be put in your freezer… it was just going to have to wait until you were done listening to the show. It was that engrossing.

Ira did a spectacular show. It was a series of small short stories that, together, created a well rounded look at the realm of everyday people and superpowers. The real “superhero.” It gave me a glimmer of what others secretly were thinking of, but were too afraid to talk about in public, something I honestly believe I think about 8-12 hours each day. Who doesn’t want to be a superhero?

I tuned in when Ira was contrasting and comparing the age old question, “For a superpower, would you want to have invisibility or flying?” They uncovered that, depending on which answer you chose, it would reveal what kind of person you were hiding from the real world. That, dreaming of flying or invisibility isn’t just some comic nerd’s idle fantasy in his mom’s basement, but an actual mirror or glimmer into a person’s psyche.

Me? … I’d pick flying any day of the week. Hands down. That is, until a friend of mine, Paula, she was one of my many foxy office managers till she got married and knocked up and moved to the east coast, till she told me her superpower would be telekinesis. I thought that was stupid and boring. Come on, who want’s to move a spoon or brick with their mind? Big deal. She then went on to say, “why settle for flying alone when you could fly yourself and others with telekinesis?” …. I was stumped. Good point. So now, my choice is, “flying, via telekinesis.”

On the radio show, the one question people had to answer was, “what would you do with this superpower?” … Me? I was the one person who answered what nobody else even thought of. But I was in my car, by myself, so it didn’t count. You’ll have to listen to the show to understand what I mean. I won’t spoil it for you.

But! The gem of the stories was “The List.” This woman… this spectacular woman, from when she was a kid, created a list of what she needed to accomplish in order for her to be a superhero. … and she did it. She actually became Bruce Wayne, without the money. Everything from hang gliding to karate to chemistry and geology, she did it. She graduated high school at a young age, then college. Then, when she achieved her goal of completing everything on her list, she wasn’t sure what was to come next. A friend of hers suggested joining the CIA, so she did.

The interview process lasted 2 years. This was right after I was applying to be a cop with the Portland Police department, so I could relate to her experience. I always wanted to be a cop, to fight crime, to put bad guys down or behind bars. … I hate bad guys. Everyone of them from dealers to thieves to really bad guys. My attitude was… “bring it on.” I didn’t care if I was one of those gay bicycle cops or had some foot beat in North Portland (No-Po) where there’s an abundance of Popeye’s Fried Chicken and malt liquor bottles on the streets. I wanted in. So I totally ate up “The List.”

Do yourself a favor, take an hour or so to listen to Ira Glass at This American Life – Superpowers. You won’t be disappointed. Below is a summary of their stories.

This American Life - Superpowers

This American Life - Superpowers

Watchmen Movie Review and 12% Discount On Orders

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

I saw Watchmen with 5 other comic geeks and we all LOVED IT.

Watchmen 12% Discount On All Orders

Watchmen 12 Percent Discount On All Orders

Watchmen was a fantastic adaptation from the comic book/graphic novel. Snyder painfully, and lovingly, adhered to the theme that Moore and Gibbons created 20 years ago.

It succeeded in its adaptation and interpretation just as Peter Jackson’s translation of Lord Of The Rings succeeded; with unerring, devout commitment to every single friggin’ detail in the book . The commitment and attention to detail and strict adherence to the plot and imagery in the comic is unlike no other comic-to-film ever seen, except for possibly Robert Rodriguez’s adaptation of Frank Miller’s Sin City.

I cannot stop thinking about this movie and how accurate and dead on target it was in honoring the works of Moore and Gibbons. Everything about this movie was taken STRAIGHT from the comic. Even though the scene with the newspaper stand and the kid reading the Black Freighter comic had no more than a couple seconds on screen, you will notice that Snyder duplicated virtually everything from the comic, down to the patch on the kid’s left knee and the green sweater worn by the street vendor with the left-over-right lapel. (For those of you who’ve seen the movie, notice who is in the foreground of the movie pic.)

This is truly a movie that can only be fully appreciated by those who have read, and reread, the graphic novel that Moore created in 1986 and 1987. Each time you read Watchmen, you learn a little more about the story that you hadn’t known before. After reading, and upon experiencing the movie, you will be amazed at the Watchmen come to life in a believable and very real alternate reality.

Above all the other Watchmen, Rorschach shined with surprising and exceptional grittiness that surpassed what was in the book. No wonder why the audience cheered during his vent in the prison cafeteria; “You don’t get it! I’m not STUCK IN HERE WITH YOU! YOU’RE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME!!” God I loved it.

Yes there are some alterationgs from the comic book, but surprisingly few. The death of Rorschach has Nite Owl as his witness, but it only contributed as we watched Nite Owl plunge further into his dispair and disillusionment. When he screams NO!! we all scream NO!! for are we all not disillusioned and betrayed by our heroes who kill to save us.

Aside from the absence of the Black Freighter story and the accompanying newstand backdrop, and the murder of Hollis Mason by the Top Knots gang, which I hear will be added to the dvd, there was very little missing from the original story.

I cannot WAIT to see this movie again and to buy the extended version dvd with the extra hour and a half.

I loved this movie. You’ll definitely want to get your hands on some Watchmen merchandise once you see the movie.

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