Yes, we have new stuff. Really? REALLY! Here’s a little taste…a snap-shot of said stuff!
Check out the Ghost Rider Burnin’ Passion 30 Single T-Shirt! It’s Ghost Rider! His head is…without flesh! And…it’s on fire! And therein lies the allure, I suppose. That “spirit of vengeance” stuff is all unnecessary, really. Guy with a perpetually burning, skinless cranium? That’s entertainment.
Hey, it’s the Fantastic Four Distressed Symbol 30 Single T-Shirt! It’s
the Fantastic Four! They’ll protect you from spider-like aliens punching through dimensional membranes and spilling through your oven! They’ll fix the Celestial Condenser when giant, cosmic deities who speak in galaxy manifesting equations start shooting bolts of anti-matter at Uncle Rick’s trailer park! They’re the first responders whenever cosmic, incalculable craziness scrapes violently the projected veneer of our seemingly singular yet quantum-based continuity!
And now…Check out the X-Men Distressed Symbol 30 Single T-Shirt! They’re the X-Men! They might just protect you regardless of your very obvious disdain for them. Yup. Remember when the Sentinels melted your arm to the escalator? Wolverine jumped through it’s freaking eye, spit his teeth out in his hand and said something like, “Don’t mention it, bub.” Remember that? Why are you shaking?
Anyway, yeah…a small sample of Superhero-themed outer-wear grown, spun and weaved specifically for you. And you. And you, too. No, not you….you have a patch on your eye and…and Pirates absolutely terrify me.
Until next time!
Tags: fantasticfour, ghostrider, xmen
