Watchmen Movie The Comedian Gunning Down A Vietnamese Girl
Looks like we’re finally going to get to see the damn Watchmen film since the legal dispute has finally been settled. Apparently, everything is hush-hush and Fox “won’t be involved with the distribution of the Warner Bros. film, and will have no rights in the property going forward.”
Instead, it looks like Fox is putting a knife to Warners’ throat, pulling down their panties and getting them over a pinball machine since Warners will be paying a ton of cash “up front” plus a “percentage of box office revenue” which means they are totally getting the big legal weanie and they’re even forced to pay for it. God that sucks. Stupid Fox. … or is it Fox’s fault? Doesn’t look like it.
Looks like Warners is going to be coming after the producer Larry Gordon to cover the whole panties/pinball incident, “seeking the cost of the settlement” from good ol’ Larry and his shark suit attorneys, who never mentioned Fox’s claim to the film. When asked if anyone else had a stake in the movie, Larry and his cronies were heard to say, “Naahhhh, it’s all good. Now here’s the paperwork, sign here, press hard, third copies’ yours!”
After Warners’ legal guys came for their scalp, Larry and legaleze guys were again heard to say, “Ooops, we forgot to mention Fox. Butterfingers!” Check it out.
Watchmen is still being released on 3/6/09, note the numbers in the date are the main numbers on the face of a watch. Be sure to catch our new Watchmen t-shirts here.
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