Product Review: Wonder Woman Cami Set!

Wonder Woman Cami Set

We were getting so many calls, emails and questions regarding our Wonder Woman Cami Set that we thought we’d start off our Product Reviews with some.  The top has spaghetti straps, that aren’t adjustable, but are still comfortable and seem to fit most women without any issues.  We have two size ranges, “Juniors” and “Women.”  Most guys don’t know what that means, as well as a lot of women since we get a lot of calls from women yelling at us about our snarky descriptions, stating that “Juniors are Women too you SONOFABITCHS!”

Yeah, whatever, go shave your legs and armpits then talk to us.  This is really, really complicated and we didn’t make the rules; “Juniors” is… well, the best way we can describe is petite women or “Lithe, Japanese, high school, Ninja Assassin bodies.”  Juniors is for slender, small frame women.  Maybe it’s a petite woman.  Maybe it’s a high school girl.  Maybe it’s for a lithe, Japanese Assassin, who knows… it’s just a size for women who are tiny.  You know who you are cause all the guys look at you and other women hate you!  We didn’t make the rules.

Now, the “Women” size is simply, “your normal sized woman who’s not a lithe assassin.”  Doesn’t mean they’re a water buffalo, it just means they aint Tinker Bell!  You know who you are too.  I would think my wife is a “Womans” size but you never know if that’s an insult or not… so I just shut up, like most guys do, and generally give her the gift receipt (for non undi/cami items) so she can go exchange it for something that she thinks fits her more better*. Look, this whole issue of women’s sizing is just insane. I don’t see why women put up with it.

Regardless.  This is a fun cami (Guys: “Cami” is short for Camisole which is a sleeveless undergarment or negligee… negligee means, “sexy skimpy thing that makes her look even more sexier than before!”) with a soft screen printing on the material that doesn’t feel all clunky.

Our Customer Service Babe, Danielle, had this to say about them, “First of all, the Wonder Woman Cami, Panty Set is my all time fave item!!! It’s SO CUTE!!!!!!!! It can easily be turned into a sexy time outfit (just add boots! and with my long black hair, this outfit totally works for me) and also doubles as a cute little outfit to sleep in! I LOVE IT!”

Tiras, our all-around-John-On-The-Spot Catalog Manager guy said, “All our Camis are superbly made.  We just need to get more models in here to try them on so we can maintain our continual, superior .. um… quality… er..  you know, they look really cute but I imagine they’ll bind around my hips.”

Our expert IT guy Nick, who we stole away from Microsoft, said, “I don’t bloody care, get that ridiculous microphone away from me! I’m extremely busy at this point in time and besides, I thought I put you on ignore! Don’t bother me with this rubbish again, I’m incredibly busy migrating the site to yet another server, which is extremely delicate work and it’s insurmountably impossible to do with you continuously pestering me about ….. ooo these are cute, aren’t they.  Do we have the Wonder Woman boots to go with it? ” Sure do Nick.  I’m sure you’re wife will look really hot in them!

Ronando, yours truly, says, “I think this is a very cute gift for any woman, as long as you make sure you got the right size.  I had to pull out the ruler and measure both my wife and girlfriend’s shirts and undies and made sure I got the Large juniors sizes.  They worked like a charm, the girls loved them! I got lots of points out of these.”

* Unfortunately, Camis and Undies aren’t returnable due to “gross factor.”  But give us a call if you get the wrong size. We’ll do our best to work with you and make you happy.