
Spiderman Body Slamming Doom
Rarely do we ever get to see Doom man-handled in such a manner by someone like good ol’ Spidey. It’s truly refreshing and even though Spidey, inevitably, ends up running for his very life, he still got one good shot off.
The story starts off with the Black Fox, a notorious European jewel thief, (Imagine Colonel Sanders dressed in tights and leather jacket) selling a huge green emerald he stole from the Monaco Museum., which had a special display of heirlooms borrowed from the royal families of Europe.
What the old Fox doesn’t know is that the green monster gem is called the Dragon’s Egg and belonged to “the most powerful sorceress and most wonderful woman, this planet has ever known.” … which just so happens to be Dr. Doom’s mother.
“Holy Christ!” is right.
After fencing the dragon’s Egg, Fox steals The Trask Diamond, foils Spidey and gets away, or so he thinks as Doom’s men are closing in on him. As usual, Spidey leaves his hot supermodel wife, MJ, alone in their apartment (wearing a silky little slinky thing… a teddy or cami or one of any number of things that women wear at night that guys like but have no idea what their called) while he goes looking for the Black Fox, which just so happens to have a limousine, with diplomatic plates, pursuing him as well.
Spidey catches up to Fox (at a deserted bankrupt resort) trying to sell the Trask Diamond to a Japanese “businessman” with armed guards. After foiling the deal, beating up the guards and loosing a briefcase full of cash into the air, Spidey corners Fox in an empty swimming pool. At the exact same time Doom does.
Doom moves in for the kill. Spidey Thwips a line to Doom’s arm to slow him down and Doom responds with a power blast making reinforcing Peter’s regret at starting a scrap with Doom.

Spidey Regrets His TWIP
Fox makes a run for it, only to be blocked by boulders that appear out of apparently nowhere, but were really from Doom’s Molecular expander (don’t ask). The Fox is cornered once again, this time on his knees since he has to explain that he’s already sold the Dragon’s Egg. Doom threatens Fox one last time,
“For your sake old man, I hope you’re lying! for i’ll have that Jewel… or your heart in its stead!”
And this is right where Spidey escalates the entire farce to the Memorable Moment where he grabs Doom, presumably by his cloak, and flings him across the empty pool into it’s concrete wall.
A hilariously, ungraceful handling of the Latvarian tyrant. The proverbial s*** is going to hit the fan.
Spidey tries to put some distance between him and Doom, but to no avail. Doom opens fire with a fist full of high powered finger tip lasers.

Ouch!
Doom aims his finger laser at Fox, preparing to cut his legs out from under him, (you DO NOT want to cross Doom). Spidey, yet again, intervenes, grabs Doom’s arm, and yet again gets knocked through a wall.
Black Fox escapes while Doom was thrashing Spiderman, which is impressive even to Doom as he thought bubbles, “Gone! And research into his methods indicates that the Fox is a canny foe, a master of evasion! He’s somehow even jamming my armor’s scanning devices.”
Doom is now pissed. He monologues to Spidey regarding how the Dragon’s Egg ended up in The Black Fox’s hands and how Spidey needs to have his wrist slapped (to a pulp) for interfering and moves in for the kill. Casually slapping away a cutting board thrown at him by Spidey (not the flat kind you use to cut your onions on but the big island kind that rich folk have in their big kitchens that weigh a ton.) Doom then fires a power blast at Peter, who was unfortunately crouching right in front of a gas stove.
The entire kitchen explodes with a terrific “BWA-OOOOM!
Spidey’s ready to crumble. If his suit is indicative of his physical state, he’s a devastated mess barely able to stay inches away from death by Doom’s hand. Which speaks volumes of Doom’s prowess since Spidey is no slacker … but notice the tuft of hair spurting comically out of his suit.
one more bout through the gym room where Spidey is still running but luckily manages to bring down a rack of heavy barbells atop Doom who is REALLY starting to get pissed! He fires off on more power blast and Spidey takes off running for his life. He’s had enough, game over.
But it’s not game over. Doom can fly and corners Spidey. They have some words and Spidey manages to reason with Doom, asking for 24 hours to get the diamond himself. We pan back to Fox, the next day, who’s just found out the fence he sold the Dragon’s Egg to has just fenced it to another person.
Fox freaks! And offers him everything for the name of the client who bought the emerald. In the mean time, Peter has some sort of concussion causing him to have delusional, yet revelatory, conversations with his deceased Uncle Ben, right before passing out.
That night Fox is on the path to get the emerald back, with Spidey glued to his tail. The buyer is “Carpathian.” (which, on a side note, and coincidentally is the name of a mountainous region in Eastern Europe that is directly related to a fictional race called the Carpathians that drink blood and are related to Dracula some how. I’m reading a book called The historian right now and it just so happens to mention the Carpathians.)
To make a long story short Carpathian wants to use the Dragon’s Egg to power a device that will bring back a swarm of bugs to Earth to kill millions of people. Fox and Spidey bust in, get in a fight, bullets fly, the device is activated, the swarm is starting to materialize, all hell is breaking loose, and then a wall explodes, revealing Doom, looking for mamma’s egg. ‘
Spidey saves the day, grabs the egg, hands it back to Doom, who spares Fox’s life and Spidey leads Fox to jail.
David Michelinie was the writer, Erik Larsen the penciler. This is an enjoyable book, a fun read. I think if you’re a fan of Spidey, Doom or even MJ’s undies, you won’t go wrong with grabbing this one for your collection.


























































notorious for that more so than Marvel. Of course, Columbia had a card up their sleeve, just in case the actors were tanked. Call it the, “Just in case the director and all the primary actors of Spider-Man get fired,” plan. Or the, “Let’s do Spider-Man over again but more cheaper and just like Smallville… but different! Ok!?” plan.
[remember Hugh Jackman/Wolverine], is currently looking for a director to fill Raimi’s shoes. One thing is for sure though, Marvel has a hell of a track record when it comes to reboots not cutting the mustard! Let’s hope ol’ Vandi can do a better job on Spidey than Marvel did with The Hulk the second time around or The Punisher the second time around or The Fantastic Four the second and third time around or even Captain America the second time around. …. Oops, forgot… they didn’t mess that one up again yet.

