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Superhero Library Graphic Novels

Monday, May 9th, 2011

graphic-novels-2Last week I made a trip to the local library and checked out a butt load of books. I thought I’d share what I read, in the hopes that you’ll be inspired to do the same and maybe even help out your local librarian in getting more graphic novels on the shelves.

The first three books I read were JLA Lightning Saga, Green Lantern Wanted : Hal Jordan and Deadpool Invasion.

Justice League of America: The Lightning Saga

Writers: Brad Meltzer, Geoff Johns
Artists: Shane Davis, Fernando Pasarin, Ed Benes.
It was a good read but pushed me to edge of my DC knowledge since I haven’t read all of the Ultimate Infinite Final Crisis Infinite Legacy Crisis Earth Crisis Crisis books. But the artwork was good. Rather than just re-inventing the Legion from scratch the writers tie this story to the original “Lightning Saga” in Adventure Comics #312. It’s an introduction to Superman’s new history post-Infinite Crisis. The Legion of Super-Heroes befriended Superman as a boy and shared adventures with him, though he hasn’t seen them since Crisis on Infinite Earths. Karate Kid and Starman are in the present, Karate Kid having had a throw down with Batman… and lost, and are both known to have come from the future. Two teams are formed, the JSA and JLA as they search for the other lost Legion members and figure out just what the heck is going on here, since Superman is completely useless here in helping unravel the mystery.

Not for the casual reader of DC comics or those who aren’t up on the whole DC Crisis on Infinite Earths/Infinite Crisis/and the Final Crisis and Flash legacy story lines. It was a good read, but I have to mention that there’s a contrived effort to give Power Girl a little more depth as she and Batman discuss rare books, though it’s totally transparent.
Batman: “heard you found a first edition Vauban.”
Power Girl: “You should see it, Bruce. All twenty-nine engraved plates… barely any foxing… tight binding – - apparently, it’s the personal copy he prepared for Louis XIV right before he became his miltary engineer.”
B: “The one on siege warfare?”
PG: “Not for sale, Bruce. Don’t bother.”

Green Lantern: Wanted – Hal Jordan

Writer: Geoff Johns
Penciller: Ivan Reis
Geoff Johns wrote this one as well as the previous JLA book. Johns is basically re-creating the foundation of the Green Lantern Corps mythos. Hal is on a rescue mission, after being shot down over Chechnya while on an Air Force mission with two other pilots. Though I enjoyed the story and loved the artwork, one major part bugged the hell out of me. For some reason, it’s not enough that Hal has one of the most powerful artifacts in the universe. No, he needs to prove to himself that he can even do one better than himself. How? By pretending that he doesn’t need his power ring, “what that silly thing? Pffft.” He goes on an Air Force mission leaving his, uncharged, power ring home, so that he can’t call it for help. I know this is Johns’ way of saying something like, “Hal is egotistical and is a wildman… Wildman I tell you, he left his ring home… see how crazy he is… that’s wild, he’s wild I tell you!” No, Hal’s just written to look like an idiot.

Apparently Johns’ never read Spider-Man and never learned the axiom, “With great responsibility.. blah blah blah.” Look, when you’re given, “GIVEN,” a super powerful Green Lantern ring, you’re also given a responsibility to help others. You are specifically put in a position to do the right thing with a tool that nobody else in the universe has, except all the GL Corps and all the other color Corps members, and the last thing you’re supposed to do is leave the gorramn thing in your locker, uncharged. What happens if some Skrulls or Klingons attack? What happens if tsunami hits Japan and their nuclear power plants melt down? What happens if some wackos from Saudi Arabia decide to attack our country?!!

“Green Lantern we NEED YOU NOW!”

“Sorry fellas, I’m too busy measuring the length of my phallus while I jump out of this plane without a parachute, so I left my power ring at home.”

“Well, just call it to you! We’re having a nuclear meltdown and aliens are attacking, thousands of people will needlessly die!”

“No-can-do fellas. I left that puppy completely drained. It’s a boat anchor. I can’t help you until I hitch a ride home and recharge it back up. Can you hold off a week or so? I’m almost done here anyway.”

Aside from this one ridiculous and artificial construct of the story, it was overall a great read with some really good art. The second story, “Mystery of the Star Sapphire,” was a decent read as well with Johns offering an alternate explanation for the Star Sapphires existance that makes sense.

Deadpool: Secret Invasion

Writer: Daniel Way
Illustrator(s): Paco Medina, Carlo Barberi (pencils), Juan Vlasco, Sandu Florea (inks), Marte Gracia, Raul Treviño (colours)

The Skrulls are invading Earth and and Deadpool is on the front line killing as many as he can while applying for a job. The dialogue between the two (or was it three) voices in Deadpool’s head is pretty funny and added to the story. Especially when they were whispering to each other and the reader can’t see what they’re saying; hilarious!!

Here are the other graphic novels I checked out from the library:

  • Swampthing: Talk about an acid trip. This book was nuts. Lex Luthor is actually screwing his employees!! Can you believe it? All the free love, plant sex…. ick… just too much, so I only read it twice.
  • Walking Dead Vol 11: An excellent read. Really good story with death and sickening concepts. Robert Kirkman really knows how to tap into the forbidden horror. I can’t wait to read more.
  • Superman Last Son: When ever you have Zod you know it’s going to be entertaining. What made it really cool is seeing Mon-El. The whole 3D glasses thing isn’t really worth it though.
  • Grendel: Archives was some horrible writing and art, but it was good learning the history of Hunter Rose. Devil Quest had an overdose of some of the ultra (and teeth grinding) violence. Love to see Grendel Prime in action, but you gotta ask, at what point does someone like Wagner rely on shock value to carry a story instead of a good story to carry a story? I’m still interested in reading more Grendel though
  • Star Wars: Who can’t get enough Stormtroopers, Imperial Knights, viscous, backstabbing Sith and scantily clad female Jedi? Me! That’s who. God I love reading Star Wars. I can’t help it. When the hell are they going to make some more Star Wars offshoot movies? .. .without Lucas!
  • And, finally, Shakespeare’s Macbeth Manga. I just had to see what this was about. I finally learned the story of Macbeth in less than 20 minutes.

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graphic-novels-3Be sure to check with your local library to see what they have to check out. It’ll expose you to some great story lines that you would have otherwise missed out on. If they are lacking, be sure to let them know how they can get more on hand. If they go through Diamond they’ll have to commit to buying $500 a month, but they might be able to work something out with Diamond. Or, you can lead them to a discounter like CheapGraphicNovels.com, DeepDiscount.com, or DCBS.com. Be sure to let them know what your top graphic novels are as well.

- Ronando

New Marvel T-Shirts! New Star Wars T-Shirts! Piles of New Tees Gaining Sentience! Employee Safety No Longer Guaranteed!!

Friday, March 18th, 2011

Man alive.  We received t so many freakin’  t-shirts  recently that…well, we noticed the strange, possibly related disappearances of some of our warehouse employees.  I swear I heard muffled grunts or cries coming from the new t-shirt- pile named Steve, but he claims he hasn’t heard anything.  And then, strangely enough, Steve burps.  Yeah, Steve became self aware after about the 400th tee got piled on the cap of his jumbled,  100%  cotton berg.  He cries a little each time we remove a tee from his rotund,  sleeve-flapping form to fill an order.  It’s…a little creepy.  So….what new shirts are we excising from the sentient pile of tees named Steve?  Read the hell on, brave…reader!

image-tscapsupsoldier-1-goodSteve Rogers.  Man, he was Captain America for a very long time, but now, he’s been recently promoted to Captain of the freakin” Super Hero community! And this time, it’s official!  So, Steve handed off the Cap threads to his recently resurrected bud, Bucky, and stepped into the shiny shoes of the fella’ in charge!  What’s he wearing these days?  Well…something very much like the Steve Rogers Super Soldier Symbol T-Shirt!  Yep, it’s a t-shirt’s attempt at reproducing the uniform he dons currently. Well, the top part of it, anyway. Now that Cap’s, er…Steve’s head of …I still think it’s SHIELD….he’s gonna’ take Hydra by the sparkling ones and….KA-POW!  It’s like being punched with America the fist! That was…pretty bad.  Sorry.

HEY!! You know there’s a Thor movie comin’ out, right?  Of course you do.  Now, let’s take aimage-tsthormightylime-primary-good quick look back at the classic source material with the Thor Vs Loki Distressed 30 Single T-Shirt!  It’s Thor!  It’s Loki! They don’t get along!  At all!  I mean, how funny can the Whoopie Cushion of Swartlevanelheim be after Thor sits on it for like, the 15 millionth time? By the look on Thor’s face earlier this afternoon, one could conclude…it’s not really funny at all.  Anyway, this classic, purposely distressed image is adorning a soft t-shirt made with a higher thread count (30 Single), making it…soft.

image-tsmarvmagentball-primary-goodYou took a trip to the Ultimate iteration of the Marvel Universe just in time to see Magneto beat the living #### out of planet Earth! Well, Ultimate planet Earth.  The collected heroes of the Ultimate Universe didn’t know what the hell to do.  Noble souls perished and others were tested beyond their ability to….be tested.  You saw the destruction.  You witnessed the rampage of a slightly vindictive Man-god as he bitch-slapped the magnetic poles and perverted the coursing faults.  And yes, the only thing all  your surviving got you was this lousy March on Ultimatum Saga One Shot Cover T Shirt!  It’s the cover to the the March On Ultimatum one-shot richly rendered by the one, the only, David Finch! Everything he draws is so…it’s like every surface is cratered in order to collect more shadow! AHHH!

YES!  I know!! I mentioned New Star Wars T-Shirts!  Relax!  Here we go!  Wanna’ know how to build your own Death Star?  Maybe image-tsstrwrsdethstrspec-primary-goodstart in miniature first then work your way up to constructing the full size murder-meteor?  This Star Wars Death Star Specs 30 Single T-Shirt may help you do just that.  Or….maybe it won’t.  I mean, I really don’t see any of the required building materials listed here.  Guess I’m stuck with…compact discs, egg cartons and glass-screened TV’s until more Space Legos become available. Sigh.  Anwyay, these so called “specifications” are printed on a tee with a higher thread count (30 Single), meaning this is a softer-than-average t-shirt!

image-tsstrwrs52-primary-good1And…got time to squeeze in one more from the slightly more condensed form of Steve the sentient t-shirt tower:  Check out the Star Wars Distressed # 52 Cover 30 Single T-Shirt!  It’s silver!  It’s soft! It features a purposely distressed take on the cover image to  Star Wars issue #52!  You rember that issue, right?  Darth Vader kicked the #### out of some Rebel from across the room without laying a hand on the guy.  Then, Darth Vader threw the Millennium Falcon across the room without,…uh..laying a hand on it. It was crazy stuff. Oh yeah, I read it.  Yep.  Anyway, if you needed to follow the adventures of your favorite characters from the classic film, the Marvel Comic series was your ticket back to  Alderaan!  Well…Alderaan’s gone, so….Tatooine!  Your ticket back to Tatooine and all the space (s) in between!!

All right, I’m out.  Got work to do, employees to harass  and a starving, anomalous t-shirt mass requesting lunch. You know what, Steve?  Until you give me back the 2 people from second shift…you can just #### off!  Ooooo.  I just went Marvel Max on you there.

Star Wars Product Line Up – Just in from Toshi Station

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
Star Wars

Star Wars

It was a Long, Long time ago when Luke went off to Toshi Station to get some power converters, but it’s never too late, and definitely never too dated, to get your hands on some Star Wars t-shirts and merchandise.  So we thought we would do a run down on all the new, cool items we got in stock.

Darth Vader T-Shirt

Darth Vader

Darth Vader

At the top of our list is the malevolent Sith Lord, Darth Vader. But first, a little background on the Sith since you obviously haven’t been keeping up on your Jedi history.

The early dark-side users were exiled to the planet Korriban, where they conquered a powerful, but malleable indigenous species known as the “Sith.” Treated like gods by their conquered people, the Dark Jedi proclaimed themselves “Lords of the Sith“. The Lords of the Sith use the same powers as the Jedi, with the exception that they also use certain powers banned by the Jedi Council.

Darth Vader T-Shirt

Darth Vader T-Shirt

During the Golden Age of the Sith, set 5,000 years before the prequel trilogy, the Sith Empire rules over an isolated part of the galaxy, headquartered on the planet Ziost. The empire is unstable, however; as its two most powerful Sith Lords, Naga Sadow and Ludo Kressh, throw the Sith Empire into chaos as they fight each other for supremacy, leading to a brutal conflict known as The Great Hyperspace War, ultimately,  destroying the empire from within, after 10 years of conflict.

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Who's Your Daddy?

The Sith then underwent 1,000 years of self-imposed exile, after which, they suddenly appear in the form of Darth Sidious and Darth Maul, from the “Star Wars: Phantom Menace,” movie. Darth Sidious begets Darth Vader who begets Luke Skywalker and from there, you know the rest of the story.

You can feel confident that you’ll represent the Dark Side appropriately while wearing our Darth Vader Costume T-Shirt. It comes complete with Force Choke, Force Grip and Force Lightning capabilities.

Imperial Stormtrooper T-Shirt

Stormtrooper

Stormtrooper

Continuing with the Dark Side Apparel, we move on to the Imperial Stormtrooper, the personal army of Emperor Palpatine and of his commanders. The very first troopers were cloned from bounty hunter Jango Fett, to be the Army of the Republic in the Clone Wars. But that plan got blown out of the water and went all to hell when Chancellor Palpatine executed Order 66, having the clones turn on the Jedi, kicking off The Great Jedi Purge. HOLY FRAK!

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Stormtrooper T-Shirt

This marked the end of the Clone Wars, as well as the death of the Old Republic. After the war and the birth of the Galactic Empire, the clone trooper army was reorganized into the Imperial Stormtrooper Corps. Initially, the stormtroopers served as the army for the Galactic Empire, putting down revolts and establishing imperial authority, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, knocking heads into submission, until the Stormtrooper Corps swelled in size after Emperor Palpatine allowed the addition of birth born recruits and conscripts to serve alongside the clones.

Female Stormtroopers, The backbone of the Empire!

Female's Encouraged To Apply

After the Empire had been stabilized and an Imperial Army and Navy established, the stormtroopers became the Emperor’s personal army and were stationed on Imperial bases and cruisers to ensure absolute loyalty and obedience to Palpatine, as well as on the Death Star and Death Star II. They maintained these roles until the Empire’s destruction.

You too can align yourself with the hunters of the Jedi counsel by donning the appropriate apparel. Your service in the Empire will be duly noted as you wear your Imperial Stormtrooper T-Shirt with pride and honor. Note; Emperor Palpatine has stated that there is now a height requirement to serve as an Imperial Stormtrooper.

We Want YOU! To Find The Right Droids

Elite Stormtroopers Wanted!

Once passing basic Force-Resistance training, each Trooper will be assigned a blaster rifle and Z6 chain gun (one each per team); Failure of Force-Resistance training will result in initial assignment on Tatooine.

All Tatooine team leader Stormtroopers will be equipped with orange shoulder pads and diamond-shaped knee-plates. Beach Troopers will be provided with one, and only one, Imperial Speedo swim trunks and accompanying life jacket. You will need to sign for your weapon, power supply not included.

Boba Fett T-Shirt

Mandalorian Warrior

Mandalorian Warrior

Of course, if you self motivated,  driven the easy acquisition of wealth, with a sense of stoic individuality and you get-off on carrying an air of danger and mystery, then maybe signing up with the Imperial Army isn’t for you. In that case,  you’ll want the life of the Mandalorian Warrior/Bounty Hunter!

Boba Fett T-Shirt

Boba Fett T-Shirt

But the life of the Mandalorian Warrior isn’t simply paved with easy killing, piles of gold and infinite numbers of women. No, its filled with grueling killing of hundreds of profit bearing populations, that can border on being tedious at times. And the pay is based essentially on how good of a negotiator you are per kill.

However, when negotiations fail, threats and intimidation are a good fall back skill. And the women… well, they dig the custom plated uniform and helmet, so yeah, there are tons of women hanging out in every port looking to land a lonely Mandalorian. But is this the right job for you? Keep in mind, there is no dental plan like there is with the Imperial Stormtroopers.

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Life On The Razor's Edge

Female Mandalorians!

Female Mandalorians!

You will be required to carry an immense amount of firepower, though the benefit is that you get to wear really cool Mandalorian armor that can hold up to even the most tenacious light saber. You will be expected to have an intense hatred of almost any authority within line-of-sight as well as a deep seeded desire to kill anything that breaths, moves, has an opposable thumb, can accumulate debt or casts a shadow. A strong love for wealth is a benefit, but generally inconsequential when it comes to the value add of having an excuse to kill any and all life forms at the drop of a hat.

While wearing your Mandalorian Boba Fett T-Shirt, you will be; expected to exhibit appropriate skill in the use of the Mitrinomon Z-6 Jetpack, EE-3 carbine rifle, Czerka ZX flame projector and gauntleted Fibercord Whip with a 20-meter-long fibercord grappling device. You will be expected to supply your own retractable vibro-blades and a dart launchers.

Rebel And Imperial Apparel

Rebel Stuff

Rebel Stuff

Life in the galaxy can get pretty complicated which is why you need to have the right t-shirt for just the right occasion.

Whether you’re maneuvering a starfighter through a trench in the northern hemisphere of a Death Star, while trying to fire proton torpedoes into a small thermal exhaust port that’s no bigger than a womp rat, or whether you’re attempting to drive an All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) Imperial walker on an Ice Planet while taking incoming fire, or even if you’re diligently dumping glitterstim spice, that you’ve been smuggling for a Hut crime lord, right before getting boarded by an Imperial patrol, you’ll need the right shirt to display your confidence and overall ability to get the job done!

Click on the image to check out our Star Wars T-Shirt selection.

Star Wars T-Shirt

Star Wars T-Shirt

The Coolest Star Wars Poster Around

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Something cool I just found that you just gotta love. Find it here.

Star Wars Stormtrooper Chicks… No Really… Stripper Hot Stormtrooper Chicks!

Friday, November 9th, 2007

hot storm trooper chicks

Ok, I just stumbled over this. Sexy, stripper-hot, Stormtrooper chicks. You gotta read this guy’s blog.

Mmmmm, … stripper Stormtroopers.

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