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Superhero Picture Of The Day – JG Jones’ Supergirl!

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

This is absolutely, hands down, the best friggin’ Supergirl image EVAAH!

JG Jones Final Crisis Supergirl

JG Jones' Final Crisis Supergirl

Some people (chicks with an attitude) pan this image and whine about how “terrified moron, an out-of-her-depth female, cowering in fear.” But they are simply wrong, wrong WRONG!

This is a pure work of art. I haven’t been exposed to much of Jones’ art work, but this beauty is fantastic on so many levels. “Where did it come from,” you ask? It came from Final Crisis in 2008. Here is a portion of the Newsarama interview with Jones.

Newsarama Interviews JG Jones

Newsarama Interviews JG Jones

I love that he molded Supergirl as the penultimate 17 year old girl. The first thing I thought when I saw this image was, “WOAH, Supergirl has a cell phone! She’s perfect!” Then I realized that it was just her mannerisms, the way she holds herself.

These guys here, at ComicBoxCommentary.com, said it right, “more innocent, than lack of confidence. … trying to figure stuff out.” Exactly. In fact, I see her at the local Starbucks thinking…

… ummmm.. do I reeeeally want a venti?… um… yeah, I do, but what will Wonder Woman think when she sees me with a big ol’ fat belly full of mochachino stuff… hmmm, no… should go grande, I don’t know how much is in an ounce but the venti has 20 and grande has 16…. maybe 4 shots in a grande.. That’s it, a four shot grande… now do I want the mocha? Uh-Huh!… let’s seeee, what can I put with the mocha… whip cream of course, Chyaaa! .. how about, vanilla, carmel and hazelnut! That’s it! One percent of course. Now what did Clark want? Bruce is easy, black, straight, six shots venti, but Clark… ummmmm I think it was a 2% venti, raspberry, orange frapachino!…. I hope they take Bruce’s card… pleasedon’tcheckmyid, please oh please oh please.”

The pose is one of the amazing aspects of this work of art. Truly capturing a 17 year old “attractive without trying to be sexy” and without the pretentious bitchiness that is omnipresent in the stereotypical bitchy 17 year old mean girl. And, attractive without pandering to the lowest common denomonator by resorting to big boobs and scantily clad dental floss suits. Yeah, she’s showing her tummy…. her… hard, flat, pristine… tummy…. but, aside from that, there’s no contrived boobage hanging out in front of you making her look stupid.

Don’t get me wrong. I love the melons as much as any other dog out there, but come on! Enough is enough. When you have every stupid, gorgeous looking babe flashing her cannons at you in those contorted poses to accentuate their voluptuous curves, as they part their lips with that ‘come hither’ look, and stick their butt out like a dog in heat, it just gets too blatantly contrived and phony.

Hot, yeah. Sexy, yeah, but when something truly special comes along, like JG Jones’ Supergirl, a guy just hast to be thankful for seeing the bar raised higher than a bombshell’s nipple.

The other amazing thing about this work is that it’s almost Norman Rockwellish with the way the colors are used. He takes an Alex Ross type of approach by working the hero closer to a more realistic look, lifelike look and less “comic-booky.”

Well done JG Jones. And thank you.

Superhero Picture Of The Day – 04.08.09 – Bianca Beauchamp Is Supergirl

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
Bianca Beauchamp Is Supergirl

Bianca Beauchamp Is Supergirl

For those of you who don’t know who Bianca Beauchamp is, you’ll just have to check out her site. She’s actually a renowned international fetish icon who displays an evolution into the world of fetish eroticism.

Her photographer is Martin Perreault. Be sure to check out his fantastic photos as well.

This particular shot is of Bianca, phot by Martin, in a spectacularly, sexy latex Supergirl outfit! I cropped out the backdrop that was originally behind Bianca and added a particularly cool space shot from the Hubble telescope. It’s of the Eagle Nebula, a place where Supergirl goes to listen to her iPod and to get away from all the “HELP ME! HELP ME! Waaaaa!”

The Eagle Nebula is a region in our galaxy where stars are currently forming out of dusty hydrogen gas. Ultraviolet light from newly-formed stars in the vicinity of the nebula is pumping energy into these gas clouds, causing them to glow in visible light.

The final image depicts red light from hydrogen atoms as green, red light from sulfur ions (sulfur atoms with one electron removed) as red, and green light from doubly-ionized oxygen (oxygen atoms with two electrons missing) as blue.

Superhero Picture Of The Day – 02.03.09 – Lucy Pinder Is Supergirl

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
Lucy Pinder is Supergirl You can call her at 867-5309

Lucy Pinder is Supergirl You can call her at 867-5309

Lucy Pinderis just your average “girl next door” hottie that is secretly a superhero with a FANTASIC body. Absolutely beautiful. Everything about this woman is perfect. Stunning! Her face, her hair, look at those doe eyes… sigh…… Do you know how many months of Jazzercise and Tai-Bo it would take to get abs like that? I bet she hasn’t had a carb since 2004! Everything down to her French Manicure just smacks of beauty.  And that shirt!

I also love what she’s done with our Superman shirt. Aside from the fact that it’s a kid’s youth Superman shirt she has fashionably cut it in half and dropped the bottom down a bit to be used as a skirt. God that’s sexy. I’ve never seen that done before. Now, why the hell don’t women look like this in real life??? Yeah, sure she has the Supergirl, $10,000 boob job, but come on! The rest is all hard work, sweat and tears!

Look, yeah sure guys don’t have superhero bodies. In fact, most guys are fat slobs who watch Nascar, Futurama and Survivor and yell at the tv while their wives go out and cheat on them. They literally go out of their way to get fat! You don’t just accidentally get up to 300 pounds!

Yeah, sure there’s a double standard that fat bastard, misogynistic, porno reading, horn-dogs expect all women to be porn stars at home, on the street, at work and pretty much everywhere we go… like at the supermarket, 7-11, the car wash, girl next door, yaddy yaddy yaddy, all the while getting fat, drinking beer and becoming stereotypical slobs.

But if that’s the case… then why the hell do you crazy women put up with it? You accept it!! In fact.. you reinforce this slovenly attitude by actually marrying these guys! Who’s the idiot now? Huh? Look, I have said for YEARS that “I’ve never met a guy who was too much of an asshole to not havea girlfriend.” For those of you who are double negatively impaired, this means that the more of an asshole guys are, the higher the chance he’ll have a girlfriend. Who’s fault is that?

Supply and demand ladies! Cut demand for these guys and the supply of fat slobs will drop. As an old girlfriend once said, “My mom always told me that she could line up 100 nice guys in a row and one asshole, and I’ll go RIGHT for the asshole!” Go figure. I bet that loser has a leather jacket, motorcycle, no checking account and a beer in one hand and hasn’t shaved in a week to look like Sawyer on Lost. Come on ladies… be real. You’re lying if you’re saying you wouldn’t sleep with Sawyer over Jack.

Take gay men for example. I have yet to meet a gay guy who was narcissistic and arrogant enough to not have a boyfriend. … again, for the double negatively impaired, these guys are totally into looking and feeling good. They’re total elitist snobs and they don’t care because they know that in the end, they look better than us, “I don’t care what you think because you’re overweight, your shirt is dated and your shoes are dirty so anything coming out of your puny little mouth is completely invalidated, talk to the hand.”

You never see two gays look trashy, fat or dirty. They simply have too high a standard. (I can say this because my best friend, Josh, is gay. I can also say “taco bender” because I’m half Mexican, but I don’t like saying it because it’s not funny and it’s stupid. And Beaner sounds so much better. But I can’t say ni%%er. Don’t like saying it either.  Too much social white guilt going around for me to feel comfortable saying it. But I think I can get away with “nigga-please!” Damn that’s funny, but I don’t have any black friends to try it on. Pretty hard to find black friends in Lake Oswego, Oregon. Damn this place is white, it’s cracker white! … Wonder Bread white! If you get too much of a suntan the cops start pulling you over. So, I can say black, but that’s just because “African American” is just too PC-stupid. But I digress.)

… where the hell was I? … Oh yeah, women who date assholes and fat men. So, yeah, I think I can ask women to look like Lucy Pinder, simply because I’m trying to build my own superhero body. If I can do it, you can do it. Come on!.. being a woman is no excuse for not getting in shape. I work hard every other day lifting, doing push-ups, crunches, squats and now pull ups, etc. So, let’s all look at Lucy Pinder as a perfect example of what we should ameliorate ourselves to. Hot, Healthy and Sexy!

Lucy Pinder’s my hero. Too bad we all can’t have bodies like her.

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Superherostuff Picture Of The Day 12.22.08 – Hot Supergirl

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Each day we’re going to put up at least one picture we’ve found that has that certain… Gen’se-Qua, that special… hero/sexy look to it. As my dad used to say, he used to be an artist, “There’s a lot happening there.” So, with that in mind, here is our first Picture of the day.

God she’s friggin hot!  Especially with that snarly Michelle Pfeiffer look.  So, the cool thing about her are her boobs, obviously, and the rampant amount of flesh that’s literally ready to burst out of her seams. You gotta love it.Â

But here’s something I always thought was interesting about babes and superhero outfits. … Chicks can get away with murder! Seriously. Note that, the only similarities between this hottie and Supergirl are a) red cape, b) the Superman symbol, c) blonde hair. That’s about it.Â

Sexy Supergirl - Picture Of The Day

Now, a girl, especially a hot sexy girl with big fake breasts, can get away with about 10% of a superhero costume and still be not only widely recognized as that superhero but loved and adored as having an exceptional outfit. All a chick needs to do is put on a red cape, add some red and blue here and there, yellow belt, high heels and ta-daaaa… you got Supergirl.

Batgirl/Catwoman’s no different. Start with black leather, add pointy ears add cape and you have Batgirl, tail and you’re Catwoman. As long as she’s a) Hot and b) wears 10% of the hero costume, she’s good to go!

But not guys! Oh no. If we don’t have the outfit down 100% then we’re just looking like a complete idiot. No way we can get away with what girls can do.

We just don’t pack the boobies to get away with it!

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