Man alive, do we have a TON of freakin’$@#$ for you. A TON OF #!#$@#$!!!! We got the Future Foundation T-Shirts! Every specific, geometrical symbol for each member! We have them for both Men And Women! Next time you take your mother along to a comic book convention, make sure she’s wearing one! Ahem. We got Doctor Strange! We even got another @##@$# Silver Surfer t-shirt! Yes, they still make those! Allow me to elaborate:
The FF Mr Fantastic Symbol 30 Single T-Shirt is a soft white t-shirt adorned with Mr Fantastic’s Future Foundation Symbol! Brought to you by the letter “F.” Ahem. As progenitor of the fabled Fantastic Four, Mister Fantastic enjoyed dressing quantum particles in pink dresses before rendering them in the form of a steak sandwich. Yes, that’s what he did! Anyway, after “Unca’ Johnny” went the way of most people with the potential for mimicking the last, explosive outburst of a dying star, the Fantastic Four…was no more! But they had to continue. They just had to. And….they did. Enter: The Future Foundation! Oh, and now they offer dental! HAH!
The Dr Strange Issue #4 Cover 30 Single T-Shirt. It’s creepy cool…like Doctor Strange.
The guy walks into a room and you’re like….terrified but unimaginably curious. Then he starts saying stuff without vowels and the room goes dark. Oh, and then something that looks like a fluorescent mushroom starts telling you about living to your potential; about the four-dimensional Hectomeat that’s hanging from between your teeth. Because you ate Hectomeat last week in the form of golden sausages at the behest of Dormammu who took on the visage of your Uncle Rick . A day in the life, baby.
And now…..The Silver Surfer Cosmic Highway 30 Single T-Shirt! That’s right, we managed to snag another @#$@#ing Silver Surfer Tee! Do you know how difficult that is!!?? Do you have any idea!!!??? Do you know how @#$%ing hard it is to get the Silver #$%ing Surfer to sit down in a conference room and sign off on a design? It’s…it’s a bitch. And there’s this whole clause where Galactus gets final approval on design, production and materials and…..well, if he doesn’t send a letter along with the Surfer, it’s off to the FF to grab a @#$%$ing shuttle and find the planet-sized @#$$er so he can sign 50 pages of legal crap so we can all go home and print like, a thousand tees. How does Galactus sign the documents?? DON’T ASK ME THAT!!!!!!! DO NOT!!!!
Ahem. SO…lot’s of cool stuff. There’s even more cool stuff on the website. Yep. I wouldn’t steer you wrong, friend.. Heck no. Take a look, click a link, peruse a page. It’s okay to spend money here. Really. We’ll certainly like you more if you do. And that’s pretty important, right? Right.
It’s the Batman Caped Crusader Twill Jacket
much do you love your children? Wait, I can answer that. The answer is…barely . How do I know this? Well, ask yourself: “Have I purchased the Batman Tough Knight Jacket for my child…who happens to be a Batman fan?” You’ll probably answer with something like….”No.” After you come to the conclusion that you are, in fact, a terrible, hateful parent, please be sure to add this item to your cart. Quickly, before your child finds out just how dull your love runs.
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boys when I wear this t-shirt? I don’t get it. I mean, the Flash is EXTREMELY fast! If he’s not careful, he could phase through a dimensional membrane and end up in a reality where you actually like the taste of cigars! Eewwww! Yes, he’s fast. He can be in Paris 15 seconds after he sets fire to your first tricycle. He traverses the globe faster than you can flush a toilet. This means: He gets around..as in: around to different locations, being that he’s fast and capable of switching locations in the blink of an otter’s eye. For that….insinuation… you’re referring to? The innuendo heavily inferred by you of the potty-mind? That Flash enjoys..the company of women? It’s all rumor and projection and conjecture and retread implication. Flash is a one woman guy. Oh, wait…his wife exists in multiple dimensions….
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Romita Junior! It’s got Spiderman waxing Superhero with his best friend, Bill the Stone Gargoyle, pelted by the rather inclement elements and crying. Spiderman does a lot of that. That’s the key if you’re going up against him. In the midst of battle, just say the word “rent;’ the guy will double over and shriek like a 15 year old girl receiving a text from Robert Pattinson. Just like that. Anyway, it’s a cool Spiderman t-shirt and you really should own it. You really, really should. Really. It’s the 
Now, something for the ladies. Yep, it’s the 
the cover image to…Batman Detective Comics issue #821! Coincidence?? NO!! This is a a great reproduction of some Simone Bianchi artwork; that alone is reason enough to own this puppy. Oh, and here’s another: Batman’s cool as ####!!! So, ladies……what are you waiting for? You like Batman, right? Good. Thank you. Uh….you can make your purchase now.
Have I mentioned there’s a Thor movie coming out? You’ll be sitting in the theater on May 6th, adorned with 3-D glasses and screaming, “Forthwith,” and, “Thou-thusly,” at the screen until someone very much like a Frost Giant asks you to take your dogs and claw hammer out of the theater. Since you’re a few weeks away from your first set of criminal charges and, you DO happen to like Thor, how about you make the 
Superman is concerned about many things, specifically humanity’s safety. Sometimes, to really think about how best to assist us, he just needs to gets the hell away from all the white noise and toxic thinking! 
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And, ooooh….looky here! It’s Batman walking from the draping shadow, contrasted by the splatter of bats and suffused with Gothic pretense in the
adorned by one Ted Kord! Ah, good old Ted Kord. He liked to kid around. Lots. Sometimes, he and Booster Gold would get together and attempt to make ridiculous amounts of money at the expense of other super-people. Or, Blue Beetle and Booster would get together and attempt to make ridiculous amounts of money by applying little or no thought, effort or creativity into..well, anything. It was beer, pizza, Football and making fun of Guy’s face after Batman ####-slapped him in a singular strike! It was the eyes crossing that really brought out the louder bwah-hah-hawing. Classic Blue and Gold, baby.
Steve Rogers. Man, he was Captain America for a very long time, but now, he’s been recently promoted to Captain of the freakin” Super Hero community! And this time, it’s official! So, Steve handed off the Cap threads to his recently resurrected bud, Bucky, and stepped into the shiny shoes of the fella’ in charge! What’s he wearing these days? Well…something very much like the 
quick look back at the classic source material with the 
You took a trip to the Ultimate iteration of the Marvel Universe just in time to see Magneto beat the living #### out of planet Earth! Well, Ultimate planet Earth. The collected heroes of the Ultimate Universe didn’t know what the hell to do. Noble souls perished and others were tested beyond their ability to….be tested. You saw the destruction. You witnessed the rampage of a slightly vindictive Man-god as he bitch-slapped the magnetic poles and perverted the coursing faults. And yes, the only thing all your surviving got you was this lousy 
start in miniature first then work your way up to constructing the full size murder-meteor? This 
And…got time to squeeze in one more from the slightly more condensed form of Steve the sentient t-shirt tower: Check out the
