Chew T-Shirts
Someone needs to buy you a Chew t-shirt. I say this because you experience the piercing psychic history of recently consumed foodstuff. I also say this because you recently experienced the brutal life of a cow -- he died for the beef patty currently residing in your stomach. So, grab yourself a Chew t-shirt and celebrate your unique psychic link to formerly-living-but-surprising-palatable foodstuff.