Look out, The Flash is making off with your girlfriend! Ahh, you won't get a chance to stop him. They never really mention it inside the comic book, but that guy is one of those fast moving dudes. He can dump a girlfriend and totally be hooking up later that night. What a dog! Well, I suppose they left that out for good reason. Not very heroic if you ask me! Oh my, it looks like your girlfriend is already wearing his shirt! She looks really good in that 100% cotton, fitted Flash Fastest Man Alive Women's T-Shirt. It kind of makes the heart break easier. Kind of.