Made from 100% Cotton, this red t-shirt features a giant freakin' Flash symbol screen-printed in a thick mesh-pattern, kinda' lookin' and feelin' like it's one of those super-humongous hockey-jersey patch-things.  Seriously, the Flash symbol looks like it's a freakin' patch, that's how thick the print is.  Would the Flash actually be any good at hockey?  Would he try to lay out the other team with all that super-speedy stuff but slip and slide all over the place?  Would he phase through the stuff or shatter it and launch a few thousand shards of that crazy pretend-ice into the crowd?  Good gravy, just keep him on the soccer field for crying out loud.