Say, where are you from stranger? Oh, sector 2814. I think I've heard about that. That's that sector with that crazy planet filled with psychotic hairless apes. Yeah, you guys are a blast to watch. Absolutely bonkers, aren't you guys? If it wasn't for the omnipresent Green Lantern Corps, you guys probably would have tore each other to pieces. I was watching the politics on your planet and I must say, it is far more entertaining than professional wrestling but just slightly more fake. OH, you are a member of the Green Lantern Corps? Sorry! I didn't mean to lump you in there with all of those troglodytes. I won't speak out of turn again, sir! Here, take this 100% cotton t-shirt! I suppose I am lucky for carrying around a Green Lantern Corps t-shirt, but I tend to get into a lot of trouble with you folks. Last Green Lantern I mouthed off to was Sinestro. Didn't go so well, let me tell you.