It is pronounced Franken-steen. Maybe not but this is a leering beast, an abomination composed of equal part dead bodies and pure maliciousness. Frankenstein didn't start off like that though...he was such a pleasant boy. It was the endless jeering of his classmates and the bolts in his neck that caused the poor boy to break. He decided to never speak again and become a mute, later scoring a job on the "Jersey Shore".  At this point though he started speaking again and picked up a new name, "Snooki". This fine junior's cut (for the ladies) 100% cotton t-shirt features the original horror show Frankenstein relaxing and watching some television. I think he's watching National Geographic or the History Channel...something about jarred pickles.