Speed Racer, theory on the Mach 6
So here's the deal. I think that Pops has already moved on past the Mach 5 and has created a bigger badder Mach 6 that's something between a stealth fighter and some James Bond car. You can figure out which images are the Mach 6 by the spoiler on the back along with a big ol' #6 on the side of the car. There's a lot of other items as well, but most of you guys are too busy looking for porn to really care.
So, the theory, Speed is now driving the suped up Mach 6 and is winning races, blah blah blah, tons of babes etc., but all he wants is more petal and more metal. My bet is that Speed get's approached by a big mega corporation called Royalton Industries, of course they are the baddies, and they want Speed to roll over for them.
But, knowing the good ol' American, apple pie character that popped out of old-school anime, that Speed is, he of course refuses. So, what do they do? They blow up his car, along with some sort of bravado statement like, "If you won't drive for us you'll never drive again Speed. Ha ha ha! And you thought you were going to win. When you grow up, come crawling back to us and we just might let you change our oil." You know how it goes.
So then, Speed goes back to his family, they are all bummed, and Spritle, Speed's little brother, or Chim Chim, Spritle's pet monkey that likes to play doctor, comes up with an idea, something like this, "Speed, whydon'tyoudrivetheMach5?!Youknowhowmuchyoulovethatcar!" Remember how fasted those characters talked? The Family Guy did a small spoof on Speed and they nailed the Speed-speek.
So, as my theory goes, Speed says, "Great Idea Chim Chim!" but Sparky, their trusty mechanic who does all the work, should say something like, "But SPEED! The transmission's shot, you ruined one of your buzzer blades and we can't find that remote control bird the last time you took the Mach 5 to Vegas! We'll never get it fixed in time for the big race to show those Royalton bastards who's boss!"
Then Speed is supposed to get the car fixed with a burst of supreme optimism and a couple cases of Red Bull where he then speeds through town to get to the race, of course arriving late, but still managing to work his way up to the #3 position, #1 is held by a baddie and #2 is most likely Racer X, shhhhh, you know who. So Racer X could win but he instead decides to take out the lead Hydra driver allowing Speed to win. Think of Han Solo helping Luke out as he fires his lazers into an exaust shaft no larger than the size of a womp rat on Tatooine.
But hey.. .it'sjustatheory,whaddaIknow?
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