If Spiderman can do what Spider can, then does he do all of the really annoying things that come associated with spiders? Does he spend his days webbing up my basement by the water heater? Does he capture bugs and save those tasty little morsels for later? Does he scare the bejezus out of people? Does he spend time kicking people off tuffets? Probably not in retrospect. Spider-man isn't allowed to do anything remotely resembling fun! I kid, I kid. He's not the little emo boy he started off as, though from time to time we still get an echo. We can just tell him to cheer up with this 100% cotton, 30 single t-shirt! I would love to have a shirt made in my colors...wouldn't you? This t-shirt is softer than your normal t-shirt, almost like it is made from spider silk! Wait...maybe that's what Spiderman does all day!