From what I've been told, the Dark Side has cookies which provides the major draw from the ranks of the Jedi. Sure, Force Lightning and emotion-driven combat is cool and all but it is the cookies that do the trick! I don't know if you want to give a cookie to your youngling though...just give them the fine 100% cotton Star Wars DarkFace Kids T-Shirt! They'll be happy with the shadowed image of Darth Vader as long as they don't know they could have cookies. The Star Wars DarkFace Kids T-Shirt isn't made with any high fructose corn syrup either. Hooray!