Snatch the grasshopper from the 4 inch tall TMNT Splinter Pop Vinyl Figure! Okay, he doesn't really have a cricket nor can he teach you how to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. You see, you aren't a mutated turtle so you lack the major qualifications to study under Master Splinter. The TMNT Splinter Pop Vinyl Figure still will certainly spruce up that desk or table of yours though with a certain rodent-based Sensei and he won't judge you for eating pizza for every meal. He gets a lot of that.