The pre-shrunk 100% cotton The Paper Shredder T-Shirt sends a message. Someone's 'bout to get shredded! You know, cause the paper has a turtle picture on it and it's going through a paper shredder. Uh, yup! But really if you did have a paper shredder that looked like this you would be totally stoked and your friends would be jealous. I know mine would. Maybe we could like pitch this design idea to an office supply manufacturer or something? Or at least go to a STAPLES wearing The Paper Shredder T-Shirt to spread the word. Like a walking advertisement. Hm.