You know one way to beat the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is through mutating some street level thugs...or getting the 100% cotton TMNT Bebop & Rocksteady on Grey T-Shirt! Actually, I don't think either of those will manage to beat the Heroes in a Half Shell but at least with this soft shirt you'll be free to show off your love of the simpletons-turned monster simpletons. I guess some things don't effect brain power but maybe the TMNT Bebop & Rocksteady on Grey T-Shirt does? MAYBE?!?!?