I think Spicoli or the Matthew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused may wear the soft 100% cotton Wolverine Totally Ripped 30 Single T-Shirt. Just look at Wolverine, dude! He's like, totally about to go to a White Castle or something...maaaaaan. Okay, I'm pretty terrible at this. The Wolverine Totally Ripped 30 Single T-Shirt features a distressed Wolverine and the phrase, 'Totally Ripped' on this quality t-shirt. I just hope somebody gets that bro-ski some cheeseburgers and ice cream to sate his rage. That should work, right?