Ah, Xavier's School for the Gifted! I got a special invite to join this school...little did they know I'm not much of a mutant and it is more of an effect of entirely too much coffee. Sure, I have 4 ankles and a metabolism that can melt nails...it just doesn't quite match optic laser blasts, teleporting, or razor sharp claws. Well, I'm sure I could replace Cyclops...most people could! I kid, I kid(not really). I got booted out for making fun of Wolverine, and how he can somehow be in multiple books at the same time. Oh well. At least I have this great 2.5 inch tall by 1.75 inch wide X-Men Xavier's School Lucite Keychain to remember the whole ordeal.