NEW FROM PYM TECHNOLOGIES!

Made from 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon and 100% mass-dispersing Pym Particles, this heather-gray t-shirt features Ant-Man's diminutive silhouette positioned upon the official Ant-Man logo, and immediately underneath a hulking, disinterested atom who won't split a smile regardless of Scott's fart joke flurry.

Besides the hulking, unimpressed Atom and the proud Scott Lang silhouette, the t-shirt's softness is especially notable. Here at PYM TECH, we shrink all the coarse atoms into oblivion (aka, the Quantum Zone/Microverse), allowing only the softest atoms to combine and grant atomic density to our fine Ant-Man t-shirts.

What, you question the validity of our company? Fine. Check out the left sleeve and BEHOLD: it's the official PYM TECHNOLOGIES logo. Sure, anyone can slap an image of Ant-Man on a t-shirt, but the official PYM TECH stamp? Only Hank Pym himself has access to it, and it's impossible to reproduce, considering knock-offs can't resist a sudden density increase of 50,000%.