The Avengers are reassembling, somewhat begrudgingly, to combat Thanos -- a giant invincible tyrant determined to gather all six Infinity Stones for the sole purpose of annihilating half the universe. (And no, we're not part of the "lucky" half).

Why is Thanos so determined to bring about the nearly absolute destruction of almost everything? According to the self-proclaimed 'Mad Titan', 50% of everything MUST GO to mitigate a 100% destructive universal imbalance. Apparently, too much life is a bad thing.

Celebrating The Avengers' moderately hopeless mission to stop Thanos and, in turn, spare the imperiled (and tenuous) fabric of reality from infinite wrinkling, we present the Avengers Infinity War Edition HeroBox®! 

Based on the epic Marvel film starring every Marvel cinematic superhero ever, our Avengers Infinity War mystery box is stuffed with apparel, accessories, and collectibles gifted by a terrified number of Avengers and their mostly unstoppable alien overlords.

Available in two editions, the "Fan" and the "Collectors", our Infinity War HeroBox features a total product value greater than the actual purchase price. Translation: You win, we lose.

Unfortunately, this bursting box of Avengers Infinity War mystery merchandise is a LIMITED EDITION box -- this means you need to stop reading about the impending destruction of everything and ADD TO CART!

Why are we excited for Avengers Infinity War?

Because this Marvel film has been TEN YEARS IN THE MAKING! And it involves a narrative permeating ALL Marvel movies -- Thanos' quest for the Infinity Stones. 

Unfortunately, a few Infinity Stones reside upon, within, or around our wonderful planet, so Thanos is coming HERE.

That's right. HERE. Say your goodbyes and maybe say a prayer for Captain America.