How much ostentatious, Avengers-themed Christmas goodness can you fit on a single sweater? This much.

If you dared us, we could probably fit more, but Grandma only has one knitting speed.

So, we decided on a slightly less-busy design, opting to stick with the craniums of preeminent Avengers and not peppering the thing with every character imaginable riding obviously exhausted reindeer.

Our Marvel Avengers Ugly Men's Christmas Sweater is an absolute 'marvel' of nostalgic, gratifyingly ostentatious sweater-wear harkening back to a time of homespun clothing that expressed far more love than fashion sense.

This perfectly ridiculous and supremely knitted Avengers sweater reflects the homemade, tediously crafted Christmas sweaters of the '70s and '80s while paying homage to long-standing Avengers.

Let's break it down:

• Wrap-around band of classically rendered Avengers craniums separated by morphing snowflakes. From left to right: Iron Man, Captain America, Spider-Man, and the Hulk.
  
  
• A mid-section filled by patterned snowflakes, bordered by triangular, snow-covered mountains capped in red lines.
  
  
• The sleeves? Adorned with the aforementioned snowflakes, Christmas accents, patterns, and floating Avengers craniums.
  
  
• Lighter blue elastic highlights adorning the wrists, collar, and waist.
  
  
• Knitted outer layer with a soft fleece interior.
  
  
• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle.