There's no rest for the wicked.

And unfortunately, as a police officer from Gotham City beset with toxic, raining Joker fish, you'll be working 24-hour shifts to clean up said fish and call in the ever-increasing body count.

But when the triple shift finally ends, you wash off the smoldering scales, adorn the Batman Property of GCPD Unisex Pajama Pants, and struggle like hell to sleep through searing bouts of PTSD.

Made from an extremely soft cotton, these GCPD pajama pants for men and women feature the official Gotham City Police Department badge.

Below said badge, the words "PROPERTY OF GCPD" rendered in vertical text. Because you're a proud member of the only police department that willingly cooperates with the Batman.

More reasons why these lounge pants are simply the coolest: 

• Soft? Oh, yeah.
• An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
• Unisex sizing for all comers -- men, women, and perhaps aspiring teenage protectors of Gotham who are NOT vigilantes.
• Spacious pockets.