The numbers don't lie: superheroes are bat-#### crazy.

We're sick and tired of all the guessing and speculating; it's time to do the hard math and determine what --  exactly --  inspires our so called "protectors" and the villains they inadvertently create in the emotionally traumatizing fallout.

Closely examining our 100% cotton Batman and Friends Math Emoji Men's T-Shirt, you'll see we used some simple, needlessly cute renditions of various super-people expressing particular mental states.

We then introduced other super-characters into the equation to determine a quantifiable 'end-state' for one particular character. 

A few observations:

• Angry Batman plus a befuddled Joker equals a happier Batman. Hmmm. Interesting.
• A Superman who drops the secret identity equates to a happier Superman. And he totally knows it's a poor conceit, so he's giving us a wink.
• Very angry, literally fuming occurrences of Batman and Superman equate to a mildly perplexed Flash.

Heather gray?

The "heather" or marbling effect is expressed through an interweaving of darker and lighter threading.