This 100% cotton, black t-shirt features Tom Hardy in character as Bane from the long-awaited follow-up to the film The Dark Knight, creatively entitled The Dark Knight Rises! Printed in type that looks like it has survived an earthquake (pretty much) intact is the word "RISE". Bane appears to be shaking his fist like either: a) the hulking mass of man that he is, attempting to strike fear into the heart of a fallen bat, or b) a cranky old man who just found some neighborhood kids napping or cloud-watching on his property. "RISE and get off my lawn you no-good rapscallions!"

Yeah, I guess it's more likely the former, but we wouldn't want to be the one who has to get the kickball that landed in Mr. Bane's yard, either.