Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle
If you're an out-of-shape caped crusader struggling to defend against weaponized, mostly mechanical sharks, then I highly recommend our Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle and the *repellent contained therein!
(*There is absolutely no repellent contained therein. This is mostly for water, and maybe cold milk).
Measuring 10" high, this aluminum, EXCLUSIVE, Batman-themed sport bottle is finished in a rich, reflective black adorned with the words "SHARK REPELLENT." Because it's obviously for Wayne Industries' completely fictitious formula for repelling high-flying sea-pests!
Wait, there's more...
Spinning the sport bottle ever so slightly, we notice more of the following red, bold text: "OCEANIC REPELLENT- BAT-SPRAYS." And underneath, a very important disclaimer: "This can is 100% effective 0% of the time."
With metal screw-on cap and dangling metal clip, this parody water bottle pays a heart-warming homage to the glorious ridiculousness of TV Batman circa 1966.
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