The Captain America Patriot Button will help you stand tall as you defend Freedom and Liberty from the likes of the Red Skull, HYDRA, Nazis, Cosmic Cubes, and 24/7 news channels!

That last one probably does more damage than all the rest combined! I should also note that this is the true Captain America...not that jerk from HYDRA or whatever the heck is going on right now.

Measuring 1.5" in diameter, this Captain America button features a sketch of The First Avenger -- rendered by artist Chris Bachalo -- dropping from an undisclosed height in front of Old Glory.

Off-camera, there's a poor, unpatriotic so-and-so receiving a sound decapitation courtesy of Cap's usually defensive, flag-themed discuss.