"One Size Fits Most"

We dare you not to break out your copy of James Brown's "Living In America" and begin an tearful rendition of the Apollo Shuffle in honor of the dearly departed fictional boxer and Master of Disaster Apollo Creed when you don our Captain America Party Top Hat! WE TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! What? You say you misplaced your Rocky IV soundtrack? You don't feel like dancin'? Still upset that Rocky didn't throw that towel in time? We blame Pauly. For everything.

This Captain America Party Top Hat, made from a 75%/25% poly/cotton blend, features a Velcro size adjuster, a built-in pocket with a Velcro closure for your cards/cash ('cause odds are you're not going to have pants pockets if you're wearing this). AND you can unzip the interior lining and fill it with...well, whatever you want, really! - to keep the body of the hat standing straight and tall. Or maybe you just have a ton of stuff to carry and your hands are tired of your lazy head never helping out. Balance is probably key if you you put anything of weight up there, though!