Serving oven-fresh freedom one slice at a time.

Sure, there's the average pizza cutter that really doesn't care about the moral high ground or your inalienable rights afforded by the Constitution.

However, our Captain America Shield Pizza Cutter will absolutely protect your freedoms while carving perfect slices of pizza -- especially symbolic slices of pizza with extra pepperoni, a layer of meaty tolerance, and perhaps a dusting of garlicky compassion for your fellow man.

Measuring 4.25" across in diameter, this Captain America pizza cutter features a plastic, shield-like case.

Don't open the case! Don't you dare! Okay, you opened the case. What's inside? The actual pizza cutting implement. CLEVER!

• Hand wash only.
• Do not microwave.