Want to be as cool as Captain America without going through that whole Super Soldier Serum, Vita-Ray, getting trapped in ice trifecta? Then you need the 60% cotton, 40% polyester Captain America U.S.A. Men's Jersey Pajama Shorts! See? Much better than being cryogenically frozen for a couple of decades...and probably far less expensive! 

Featuring a one-button fly, a navy-blue elastic waistband, and a handy drawstring tie, these Captain America shorts sport a heather grey body proudly dispplaying an ilustration of Marvel's First Avenger! Just look at him standing there all stoic-like. How can anybody possibly resist?