For a superhero who will never understand the irony of this sweater.

According to Cap, receiving a home-spun sweater for Christmas is absolutely the "cat's pajamas" (his words, not mine). 

In today's society, hand-knitted sweaters with ostentatious, imperfectly rendered shapes and patterns are appreciated more for nostalgia, and less for form, design, and function.

Would Cap appreciate the hand-woven care and blatant, unapologetic holiday cheer rendered in jagged patterns? You bet'cha.

Would the Captain America Snowflakes Ugly Men's Christmas Sweater make you happy? Of course -- you wore something similar in 1978.

This perfectly ridiculous and supremely knitted Captain America sweater reflects the homemade, tediously crafted Christmas sweaters of the '70s and '80s while paying homage to America's premier, tediously moral super-solider.

Let's break it down:

• A rather large Captain America shield symbol. Duh.
  
  
•  Wrap-around bands filled with festive snowflakes.
  
  
• A mid-section filled with upward-pointing flakes surrounding the previously mentioned, super-sized Cap shield.
  
  
• The sleeves continue the wrap-around patterns and snowflake speckling.
  
  
• Blue elastic highlights adorning the wrists, collar, and waist.
  
  
• Knitted outer layer with a soft fleece interior.
  
  
• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle.