He taught you how to ride a bike, and how to properly drop-kick the Red Skull.

Yes, most dads impart more practical skills to their wide-eyed descendants, like fishing, biking, building a bird house, and grilling the perfect brisket. 

However, your father -- having received super-powers from the now defunct PROJECT: REBIRTH -- taught you more interesting skills, like bouncing a perfectly balanced (and completely invincible) shield off seventeen tanks before eventually beheading several HYDRA shock troopers.

Yep.

Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, our Captain America Legendary Dad Men's T-Shirt celebrates your artificially altered old man set against Old Glory.

Featuring a classic Cap image rendered in a scratchy, distressed print, this Captain America t-shirt for men also features the following boldly rendered words:

"LEGENDARY DAD."

Because your dad just knocked out the Red Skull and shattered the Cosmic Cube. Tommy's dad? He...uh....patted Tommy on the head for refilling his beer. BOOOORING!