He’s the King of the Seven Seas and absolutely deserving of your respect, and quite possibly, your unwavering fealty. Why? Because “talking to fish” is only 1% of the ‘coolness factor’ permanently permeating the wrongly ridiculed Aquaman. And yes, talking to fish IS cool because that extends to convincing 300,000-pound Blue Wales to launch themselves into your above-ground pool until you stop mixing your recyclables with regular trash. KNOCK IT OFF!
Anyway, barring any internal political strife, Aquaman holds sway over an advanced civilization that inhabits 71% of the Earth’s surface, a civilization with one hell of a formidable military. And beyond his fluency in ‘fish-speak,’ Aquaman’s body is nearly indestructible and his strength superhuman; this is what happens when a body is beset by thousands of pounds of pressure per square inch in deep, inhospitable depths.
Basically, I’m telling you Aquaman is the starfish’s pajamas, and you need to pledge your allegiance to the undersea emperor by purchasing one of our many, Atlantis-approved selections of Aquaman merchandise. Because wearing an Aquaman t-shirt might save your life when Aquaman’s tolerance dissipates and he invades countries dumping broken Smart Phones and Ikea furniture into the Atlantic Ocean.
Aquaman Atlantis Swim Team Men's T-Shirt
The Aquaman Atlantis Swim Team Men's T-Shirt -- a 100% cotton, dark gray t-shirt -- is what happens when the Atlanteans are fresh out of forgiveness and violently annex the good old United States. Their first act? To establish a surface-dwelling university and an unbeatable swim team; the latter assembled to assert their superiority over all gifted human swimmers, specifically Michael Phelps. When the opposing swim team shows up donning this particular t-shirt – an EXCLUSIVE design available only through Superherostuff – you can immediately forfeit the match free of any shame whatsoever.Get Yours Now »
Aquaman Costume Crew Socks
Our pair of Aquaman Costume Crew Socks – another bit of exclusive Aquaman merchandise available only through Superherostuff – is crafted from a fine blend of 97% polyester and 3% water-spun spandex. Mimicking Aquaman’s costumed appearance, these Aquaman socks proudly display the orange, yellow and green color scheme, complete with yellow, printed belt buckled by Aquaman’s adroitly branded “A” symbol. Wear these, and perhaps your feetsies remain less frozen while wrangling a Frilled Shark 2,000 fathoms below sea level. You know you want it »
Aquaman King of the Deep Men’s T-Shirt
The Aquaman King of the Deep Men’s T-Shirt tells it like it is: Aquaman is the g-darn king of the deep and, because he’s sick of your unfounded insults, he’s going to make your small, crappy town the new surface-dwelling capital of Atlantis with a swift bombardment of napalm-filled sea urchins. Yep, this black, 100% cotton t-shirt – yet ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE ITEM available only through Superherostuff -- features a modern graphic of Aquaman taking aim within a swirling sea, preparing to impale a succession of fishing boats overstuffed with newly netted shrimp. He’s the king off ALL sea life, by the way. Heck, even barnacles rate. Grab Yours »
Batman v Superman Aquaman Symbol Hats
Available Exclusively through Superherostuff, these Aquaman hats are the perfect, stylish, head-focused homages to Aquaman and his newer look conceived through a filter of dark realism hastily displayed in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Available as a fitted, flat-billed 5950, or a curved and sized 3930, these high-quality New Era hats feature raised, faux-leather scalemail and bright yellow, embroidered Aquaman symbols. If you want to garner sympathy from your shark skull-wearing, Atlantean executioner, I suggest wearing one of these beauties to elicit a quick, merciful death by hyper-sharp swordfish.
Batman V Superman Aquaman Pop Vinyl Figure
It’s the Batman V Superman Aquaman Pop Vinyl Figure, and it’s the perfect, pint-sized caricature of your new undersea emperor as imagined by the very new, very unhappy DC Cinematic Universe! Measuring 4” tall, this soft-vinyl figure aptly exalts actor Jason Momoa’s live-action iteration of the deep-sea king, complete with molded armor-bits, tattooed Atlantean symbols, a permanently grasped trident, and perhaps seaweed-entwined facial air. Yup. Aquaman’s kind of a badass, and you should never – EVER – interrupt him while he’s chugging Vodka bottle # 16 or gnawing on some Big League Chew. Shop Now
Aquaman Symbol Watch with Silver Band
Do Atlanteans tell time? Of course! They need to know EXACTLY when to enact their multifaceted global invasion! Syncing up their Aquaman Symbol Watches with Silver Bands– watches that are ONLY AVAILABLE THROUGH SUPERHEROSTUFF – Atlantean troops marvel at the stainless-steel casing and adjustable band. They’re equally transfixed by the bright orange clock face layered with Aquaman’s bold yellow symbol. And with a mere 15 seconds before launching giant starfish into your local IHOP, they take a moment to appreciate the quartz-instigated movement, as well as the stylish collector’s box. If only they could judge us by our craftsmanship. Shop Now
Aquaman Symbol Orange Hats
Our series of Aquaman Symbol Orange hats – compliments of high-quality hat maker New Era – feature bright orange bodies and green colored brims. Available in the fitted and flat-billed 59Fifty, the sized and curved 39Thirty, and the flat-billed 9Fifty with snap-back closure, these beaming Aquaman hats feature raised and embroidered Aquaman symbols framed in green trim. Again, they may display a loyalty to your new water-breathing overlords and perhaps grant you a lifetime of shoveling Sperm Whale waste. Trust me, it's much better than a guaranteed death by arm-wrestling forgotten, Chthonic leviathans.
Aquaman Brave and Bold Symbol T-Shirt
And here it is: our best-selling Aquaman t-shirt, the Aquaman Brave and Bold Symbol T-Shirt! Made from 100% cotton and colored in an unrelenting, unapologetic orange, this Aquaman t-shirt features the purposely distressed Aquaman symbol taken from the hit cartoon series, Batman: Brave and the Bold! In Batman: Brave and the Bold, Aquaman loved to regale Batman with tales of his undersea exploits. Yes, they were filled with excitement, adventure, and a modest side-dish of daring-do layered with a creamy braggadocio sauce. Basically, I’m telling you he embellished, but it was entertaining and at least 65% true, so I had no choice but to scream “OUTRAGEOUS” and purchase the t-shirt. Shop Now