How to become a green-themed superhero in four easy steps:

1. Buy our Adult Costume Green Hero Cape.
   
   
2. Put it on. Go ahead -- we'll wait.
   
   
3. Choose a cool word that describes your skill, appearance, or side-arm of choice (e.g., "Arrow," or "Goblin").
   
   
4. Place the word "Green" directly before the word you chose in step three.
   
   

Bingo. You're a superhero.

Dazzle your friends, defend the city, or protect the forest. This superhero costume cape for adults will allow you to pretend-dispense fake-justice in any and all completely fictitious scenarios.

• Hand wash with cold water and mild detergent.
• Line dry.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not iron.
• Do not wear above the Earth's atmosphere.