"Just enjoy the fruity bouquet with hints of carefully ground, salmon-smoked mint."

...said a surprisingly well-dressed Deadpool -- complete with top hat and monocle -- as he sat on a velvety armchair and slowly inhaled the fragrant wine filling his Deadpool Just Relax 21oz Stemless Wine Glass.

Yes, this incredibly exquisite -- and purposely stemless -- Deadpool wine glass is perfect for slow sipping, large, loud, and distracting gulps, and 45-minute slurps accompanied by burps and overly dramatic dry heaving.

Made from solid clear glass, this Deadpool glass features Deadpool's cranium, and the following thoughtful advice dispersed from Deadpool's cranium:

"WOULD YOU JUST RELAX?"

Yes, just relax. Put on the Crocs, enjoy some salmon-smoked wine, caress the unicorn, and take a load off.

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