If he can't keep a secret, how can he possibly secure your shed??

Look, Deadpool's a giddy gossiping goose and there's no getting around it. If you told him something personal and unrepeatable, chances are he already spilled the beans (while actually eating/spilling beans).

However, when it comes to our Deadpool Mask Padlock, this Deadpool item remains utterly -- and uncharacteristically -- silent while securing your wood shed or top-of-the line (and heated) outdoor urinal.

With a body made from solid, rubber-coated brass and a shackle made from hard steel, this secure Deadpool lock features a perfectly engraved and colored cowl appropriation.

Keys? Yes, the keys are included. 

How many? Two. Why two? Because you'll probably be tempted to eat one and fail miserably against the waves of said temptation.