Don't roll your eyes -- Deadpool can totally pull off sequins.

Could Captain America rock sequins? No, absolutely not. How about Thor? Hmmmm. Asgard shines like a planet covered in sequins, and Thor's chainmail is moderately reflective. Close, but no.

Deadpool? Of course! I mean, it's common knowledge his undershorts are basically several twist-ties and a glue-soaked pillow case covered in, yes, sequins.

Our Deadpool Costume Women's Knee High Socks boast Deadpool's love of shiny, reflective things, and they boast said sequin love without all that messy glue-soaked bed-stuff.

Made from a soft, stretchy cotton and polyester, these maroon-colored Deadpool socks for women reflect Deadpool's armored costume with illustrated seams, straps, and clips.

Below the reason you're all here, cutesy-wutesy, teeny-weeny Deadpool symbols.

And now, the reason you're all here...

SEQUINS!

Yes, bands of blinding, distracting, silver and seductive sequins layer gray-colored sock tops.

Perfect for tinsel-layered galas, costume parties, or completely ostentatious Unicorn-themed weddings (uh..what??), these Deadpool socks cover your feet, ankles, shins and calves with exquisite, sparkling, costume-like foot-sacks.