Measuring 9.75" long, this hard-plastic Deadpool spatula (that's "espátula" in Spanish) features an off-white handle slathered with Deadpool's familiar logo and a red, rubbery, and rectangular end doubling as Deadpool's removable hood.

Wait. Removable? Yes. Removable.

WARNING! Removing the "hood" may induce vomiting!

If you can stomach intense and morose ugliness, then go ahead and pull off the rubbery red "hood" layered with Deadool's printed mask-bits. Brace yourself...

AAGGH! It's..it's TERRIBLE! Bucket, please!

It's Wade Wilson's tragically scarred and liberally massacred cranium printed on both sides of a smaller, flesh-colored spatula. This is what happens when your mutation mutates both you AND your disease.

Manufacturer's notes:

Hand wash only!

Do NOT microwave at all, ever!

For ages 13+. Because the hood hides a crater-filled, sass-talking horror show that will induce spontaneous bowel excretions accompanying violent PTSD in those under 13.