Are you really the "scarlet speedster?"

I mean...really? Sure, our Flash Scarlet Speedster Laplander Beanie labels you as such, but does that make it an immutable Flash-fact??

Can you run post light-speeds across dimensions and perhaps mitigate events leading to your very own birth? Oh? You can? Then...I digress. The hat is apparently (and surprisingly) accurate.

This soft and warm Flash laplander conveys its inherent "Flash-ness" with a wrap-around logo rendered in sizable red lettering: "THE SCARLET SPEEDSTER."

Below the logo, a subtle, embroidered Flash symbol. 

With jagged wintery patterns covering the laplander's remaining surface area, this stylish Flash beanie also features dangling laplander braids rendered in black and red yarn.

And capping this immaculate cold-weather Flash hat, a super-soft, black, white and red pom-pom. It's, like, the softest thing ever.