All work and no play, sleeping at the office today.

Working for Scientific and Technological Advanced Research Laboratories is a very demanding job. Say goodbye to your social life while you work day and night on a next-gen particle accelerator. Get ready to get sick of every takeout place after you’ve had them all a hundred times while working through dinner.

But you know, it’s not all bad. They do give everyone a pair of these comfy S.T.A.R. labs pajama pants. They make sleeping under your desk feel like a Sheraton.