Flash Distressed Small Symbol Kids T-Shirt

Because you can appreciate even the slightest attempt at subtlety.

The Flash is a red, speeding rocket emitting painful, bright bolts while traveling speeds that regularly destabilize time and space.

Basically, when the Flash arrives, it's a colorful, thundering mess that leaves one temporarily blind and trapped in a personal time loop lasting no less than seventeen minutes.

Realizing his symbol may inadvertently melt the average human cornea, Flash shrank it down a "tad" for our less ostentatious Flash Distressed Small Symbol Kids T-Shirt.

Made from 100% cotton, this bright red Flash t-shirt for kids features a slightly smaller Flash symbol rendered in a bright -- but purposely distressed -- print.

So, you can finally wear a Flash t-shirt that WON'T melt tires, fry eggs, or blow up any and all wi-fi-enabled devices in a 500 mile radius.