Being an Orange Lantern is hard. First, you are consumed by a hunger that will never be sated. 2nd, you are probably dead or Larfleeze considering how 'exclusive' membership of the Orange Lantern Corps is. 3rd, you probably really want the Green Lantern Orange Lantern 9Fifty Adjustable Hat!

Made from 100% polyester, this adjustable hat from New Era has a flatbill, a snapback closure, the symbol for Avarice on the front of the hat, and the Orange Lantern 'oath' on the back! Now is the time to attack Santa Claus by the way.